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TRENTON, NJ (NNN) — Ralph Harriman thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. So he looked again, he says, and spotted the image of Jesus Christ. But it’s where he spotted them that really surprised him.

“My buddy Steve was chatting up this chick at a bar and trying hard not to leave,” he said. “We’d been eating tacos, drinking beer and tossing back the beer nuts all night. Steve thought he was letting a little flatulence slip out quietly, but instead there was this supersonic bluuuuurrrggghhttt and then, as the shart bloomed through polyester, I saw Our Savior.”

Long lines clogged the Applebee’s where the religious icon was manifested in feces. “It’s my one chance to see a true miracle of our time,” said Adriana Weisman, who was “playing hooky” from her cubicle job as an assistant paperwork verifier with an investment firm. “As the economy collapses, the climate warms and wars wrack the earth, we’re all just looking for a little uplift. And if you can’t trust a symbol appearing in random places, what else do you have? Life seems purposeless and random.”

http://www.groin.com/2009/02/image-of-jesus-christ-appears-in-shart/

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sam420 said:

Looks fake.

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sam420 said:

I know a real shart when I see one

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