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I never came
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the first time I sexed a girl, I was nervous as all fuck and had bought durex climax control condoms

We went at it for maybe twenty minutes, and I swear I couldn't feel a goddamn thing

When she switched up and was riding me, I started to get limp 'cause I was tired and couldn't feel anything

and she thought that meant I was done

but I never came

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Glad this is in anon.

This has happened to me more times than I care to admit. Don't go limp or get tired, but just can't cum.

It's a comfort thing (being comfortable with the person) and it's why I stopped having sketchy sex. Why risk getting AIDs if I don't even bust a nut?

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I just have one question........Why did you post this? Seriously I want to know. What the fuck was your intention in posting this thread?

it wasnt amusing, informative, or ANYTHING of relevance to this forum OR life in general. This was a waste of my time, and life. Thank you for pissing me off before i go to Anthropology today. With my new "cynical" view you have provided to the dumbass behavior shown here.......I will most likley fail the quiz today.

You should be ashamed

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
:bitch:


I get this a lot too, I think it's because I have a lot of sex with people I don't really know. :shrug:

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I get this when I'm really high

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #3]
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lol, #1 here

sounds like #3 has never been laid

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
the first time I sexed a girl, I was nervous as all fuck and had bought durex climax control condoms

We went at it for maybe twenty minutes, and I swear I couldn't feel a goddamn thing

When she switched up and was riding me, I started to get limp 'cause I was tired and couldn't feel anything

and she thought that meant I was done

but I never came


Durex condoms suck, there's a reason they are the cheapest. I bought a box and only used 1 or 2, they dried up so fast during sex and made it feel like I was wearing sandpaper on my willy. When it comes to your penis buy quality trojans!

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
the first time I sexed a girl, I was nervous as all fuck and had bought durex climax control condoms

We went at it for maybe twenty minutes, and I swear I couldn't feel a goddamn thing

When she switched up and was riding me, I started to get limp 'cause I was tired and couldn't feel anything

and she thought that meant I was done

but I never came


Dude the first time I sexed a girl we had been going for 3 hours and I never came so we gave up. I went limp and then she became sad because i quote "killed her ego" because apparently she was proud of her sex skills. Needless to say we never had sex again because she did not want to be pwned again

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
lol, #1 here

sounds like #3 has never been laid


FAIL
:handth:

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
the first time I sexed a girl, I was nervous as all fuck and had bought durex climax control condoms

We went at it for maybe twenty minutes, and I swear I couldn't feel a goddamn thing

When she switched up and was riding me, I started to get limp 'cause I was tired and couldn't feel anything

and she thought that meant I was done

but I never came


Durex condoms suck, there's a reason they are the cheapest. I bought a box and only used 1 or 2, they dried up so fast during sex and made it feel like I was wearing sandpaper on my willy. When it comes to your penis buy quality trojans!


trojan ULTRA THIN!

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:rofl2: :rofl: :rofl2:

:smilingpuppy:

:ilold:

You guys are too much. Fuck I cant breathe....

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #9]
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lol its all about fucking without condoms anyways.  you really think that (if you know how to fuck) that poon juice dont get all over your skin anyways?

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #8]
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:failboat: Seriously you guys(1,2,7) should try takeing it in the ass. Maybe THEN you'll cum.

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Dude the first time I sexed a girl we had been going for 3 hours and I never came so we gave up. I went limp and then she became sad because i quote "killed her ego" because apparently she was proud of her sex skills. Needless to say we never had sex again because she did not want to be pwned again


Honestly? Story of my life. Does this make me gay?

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Possibly.

More likely though: You arent doing it right.

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #9]
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if i'm on opiates coming is a serious challenge.

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I can come on command, but Climax control have shit in them that numbs your junk

This was a one time purchase, obviously

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Re: I never came [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I can come on command, but Climax control have shit in them that numbs your junk

This was a one time purchase, obviously


worst than cocaine ?

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