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I couldnt get it up
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I met the girl today, we went out for ice cream, took her back to my place to watch Cat soup. eventually i kissed her on the head, then she was ALL over me.

only thing is eventually when i did get an erection apparently it was too wide to fit in, then i couldnt even get it up.

as a sidenote: i am a virgin if you disregard receiving head.

(and tipsy at the moment)




i dont even know how to feel about this.

i dont necesarrily feel like a failed, but i just feel alone and fucked up in the head. sometimes i feel incompatable with everyone.

fuck

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Nothing to worry about bro, stage fright. You're thinking about it too much. Tell the girl you're a virgin, a lot of chicks dig that. Make it fun, you're only going to last 30secs anyways lol.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Nothing to worry about bro, stage fright. You're thinking about it too much. Tell the girl you're a virgin, a lot of chicks dig that. Make it fun, you're only going to last 30secs anyways lol.


Put me down for 15.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #3]
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lol its nothing to be ashamed of man, we've all been there. I told my first I had been with other women, and I think I maybe got 3 thrusts in before I couldn't take it anymore. I was all "uhhh damn, that's never happened before... you're good".

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #2]
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On a side note, Cat Soup is awesome. I can't believe I've never seen that before! :stoned:

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #4]
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viagra will hell you

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #5]
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on a another side note
I was really stoned

and yea im totally getting viagra

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe you weren't really attracted to her :shrug: I've only had it happen twice and was the cause for me.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #6]
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ciggurettes are a real turn off.

she smokes.
shes also jobless, not going to school and lives 20-25 min away.
she could be more interesting as well

but then again im naturally very picky.

besides that she was very hot

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #1]
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viagra is terrible man don't use it please. read about all the cases of sudden irreversible blindness it's responsible for.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Plus if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you will not only have the worst case of blue balls ever, but also have to go to a hospital to get the blood drained :syringe: :header:

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Can't just jam it in there, getting it soaking wet is paramount to do the deed.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #8]
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You'll end up a very lonely person if you can't learn to value others above your principles.

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #6]
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all too often i have this idea in my head.
that later on in life, probably after the age of 40, ill be alone and just live with some pets.

in realizing this, and am asserting my brain and its functioning to change.

but you know what, I get told often that i should have a gf, and that im an awesome guy and deserve it.

maybe i have some principles i need to break down a bit, but i just naturally dont trust people, and im trying hard to work at it.

Edited by Anonymous (10/14/10 02:03 PM)

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Re: I couldnt get it up [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
lol its nothing to be ashamed of man, we've all been there. I told my first I had been with other women, and I think I maybe got 3 thrusts in before I couldn't take it anymore. I was all "uhhh damn, that's never happened before... you're good".


hahaha

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