one time there was this fat couple and they wanted to get into a backyard to do it, the girl manages to climb over, but the boy was so fat he couldnt jump over the fence, so he said fuck it and they had sex right there.
but i can vouch for it because one time i was so drunk I couldnt jump over a fence I mean there was grass on the other side but there was no way in fucking hell i was making it over that fence I tried arguing with my friend and ive never seen someone that pissed i just kept saying i couldnt do it he got so madd i just went around and I couldnt find him until later cuz there was a fucking party blocking me, he wasnt at the fence when I got there and to top it off i went back to my house aand got ass raped by my mom and sis cuz i was to drunk to sneak in i wasnt really speaking english and i go to jump in this pool and my friend just grabs my shirt to pull me back into the conversation no one noticed until i started speaking and the "educated" people couldnt figure out what i was saying.
woke up drunk as hell i only weighed like 125 at the most back then
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