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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Go into her room one day when she's somewhere else in the house, and lie down on the best and just start jerking it.  Then when she comes in you can act all embarrassed and act like she caught you but you will see in her eyes that she wants you so bad, then throw her down on the bed and ram that cock right in her ass.  Don't forget to slap her round a little and call her a whore.  I know women.



yes

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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TRY BEING HONEST AND TELL HER YER HOT FOR HER

JOKINGLY AT FIRST

ACT LIKE SHE COULDN'T HAVE YOU IF SHE TRIED

FUCK

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO PICKUP AND MANIPULATE WOMEN, LAMONT!?

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I seriously think i could do this guys. The more i think about it the whole "I just had to get some bra's" from the laundry was a subliminal message to me. Like i said she "Winked" at me when i left one day. And when i came over randomly once she started going off about how great it was when i showed up with her in pajamas (embarrassed she didn't have something nicer on).

She has NO husband. NO boyfriend.....I got this nigga :crankdre: If i ever make the move, ill let you guys know

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pix

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #17]
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I have a movie that will totally get her good and wet...its called pregnant with dog. It a euro film of well a women getting pregnant with doggie goo.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #19]
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wtf?  #20 you need to put down the bong.


:lol:


anyway, OP, you need to do this and report back to us.

for real, if you wait you might lose the chance cuz of whatever, shift in relationship dynamics, a new relationship...  you know...


go for it man, you only live once

report back to us either way, so future generations can learn about fucking milfs, what to do and what not to do.  we are counting on you, broham.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Are you good at fighting? Because not only is your friend going to want to fuck you up, but his dad is as well.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #21]
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No joke you guys, I know someone who actually fucked his best friends mom... they were not friends afterwords. But it is still really awesome.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
wtf?  #20 you need to put down the bong.


:lol:


anyway, OP, you need to do this and report back to us.

for real, if you wait you might lose the chance cuz of whatever, shift in relationship dynamics, a new relationship...  you know...


go for it man, you only live once

report back to us either way, so future generations can learn about fucking milfs, what to do and what not to do.  we are counting on you, broham.



Dude!....So fucking inspirational, I will come and bring back more Experiences to write in the "Book of Milfs"!

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:awebig: man


fucking awesome!!

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Go into her room one day when she's somewhere else in the house, and lie down on the best and just start jerking it.  Then when she comes in you can act all embarrassed and act like she caught you but you will see in her eyes that she wants you so bad, then throw her down on the bed and ram that cock right in her ass.  Don't forget to slap her round a little and call her a whore.  I know women.



You gotta listen to what this guy says, #1. He obviously knows his shit. Just follow the MILF Tek from youporn to a "T" and you can't go wrong.

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