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Need to fuck friends Mom! *DELETED*
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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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she doesnt want you


sorry


just flop yer cock out and see what happens

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude there won't be an awkward moment if you hit on her hard or make a pass, she's an older woman.  They love that.  She was probably a sloot back in the day, getting mad attention.  If anything she'll love it. 

Especially from what you said, you better make a grab.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She's teasing you, fucking with your head, for the attention her hubby doesnt give her anymore. seriously, if she could get young cock, why risk it by sleeping with one of her son's friends?

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #4]
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That monkey on your back is your true self stop trying to hide from it.  You should ask your question to dan savage's podcast for advice on how to approach her about a one night stand.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Keep flirting with her and constantly look for a wet spot.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
just flop yer cock out and see what happens


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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Man u lot suck with women.

Don't just flop it out.  It might work but why take chances.  Study body language is all you need to do.  Get flirty and talky and keep getting closer to her.  As if your really interested in what she has to say but you could also be approaching to kiss her.

Move slowly and watch the body language if she retreats or crosses her arms then stop because at that point in time she is refusing.  If her eyes go big and she has that look on her face then get in there my son!

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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My friend always jokes about fucking my mom. I was upstairs when he came over one day, and he was like "Hey cutie, is (my name) home?" She was like "No, and nows our chance" and grabbed his arm. He about shit his pants lmfao.

She was like "hes upstairs you dumb fuck" and laughs at him all the time for it hahaha.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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just come and live in the sewers with me man

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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PORNOS ARE NOT REAL.  Thats like saying oh should i do this cuz i saw it in happy gilmore.  NO, go find some pussy that would fuck up your life.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
just flop yer cock out and see what happens




report back with yer results too

also, pics or it didnt happen, ok

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
just flop yer cock out and see what happens




report back with yer results too

also, pics or it didnt happen, ok


:yesnod:

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
My friend always jokes about fucking my mom. I was upstairs when he came over one day, and he was like "Hey cutie, is (my name) home?" She was like "No, and nows our chance" and grabbed his arm. He about shit his pants lmfao.

She was like "hes upstairs you dumb fuck" and laughs at him all the time for it hahaha.


I'd give your mom five shrooms. (That sounds dirty.)

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
just flop yer cock out and see what happens




Anonymous #7 said:
Don't just flop it out.


:rofl2:















:rofl2:

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Go into her room one day when she's somewhere else in the house, and lie down on the best and just start jerking it.  Then when she comes in you can act all embarrassed and act like she caught you but you will see in her eyes that she wants you so bad, then throw her down on the bed and ram that cock right in her ass.  Don't forget to slap her round a little and call her a whore.  I know women.

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #13]
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i think you should give it to her, senór!

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
just flop yer cock out and see what happens




report back with yer results too

also, pics or it didnt happen, ok


:yesnod:


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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:titsgtfo:

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Re: Need to fuck friends Mom! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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LOL, you should def try some come on moves that you learned from a porno, they always work.

BTW she totally wants you.:thumbup:

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