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Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration
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This thread http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/9609810/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1

led me to leaking the prophecy of Pris's 100,000th post as follows:

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I'm afraid once Pris hits 100,000 posts his e-penis will have so much mass it will collapse on itself, divide by zero, implode, turn into a black hol-e-penis, and the shroomery will be sucked into his massive black hol-e-penis, dissipate into jazzillions of small pieces, and cum spewing out in a distant universe where it reconstitutes itself in a mangled form.  It might sound fantastic and astonishing, but this other universe is ruled by kandi kids that post even more than pris and have even larger e-penises, causing his to fluctuate from gravitational forces, extending limitless into unknown darkness in long waves similar to....a roller-Coaster.


After I decided to leak this information I felt I owed it to the Shroomery to illustrate this prophecy so you could truly comprehend the threat we face.  This is a matter of unrivaled seriousness, and because it took me a long time in paint, this deserved its own thread. It should also be mentioned the large hardon collider was modeled after Pris's e-penis, so you can understand the sheer kinetic implications this entails.



Discuss and brace yourselves..this might be the end....or the beginning.


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"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: jazzillion]
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WOW. Thats...uh...well...that sure is something, yes sir.








Sure is. :hillbilly:


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: jazzillion]
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That seems more plausible than that whole 2012 thing. Good work. Youve saved millions of e-lives by warning us of this threat.


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Tedwilto]
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this is no threat... this is a promise



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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Congrats Pris. How is that even possible?

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Prisoner#1]
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What the hell is that?


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Ferris]
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Ferris said:
What the hell is that?


From a movie, duh, r-tard.

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Congrats Pris. How is that even possible?


it's easy, you stalk some chicks for a few weeks, snatch them when
they're headed into their house, crucify them, gouge out their
eyes, and beat them senseless, if you want you can strip a few
naked and hang them like art on the walls


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Ferris]
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Ferris said:
What the hell is that?



event horizon

http://www.tvokay.com/redir4.php?l=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tZWdhdmlkZW8uY29tL3YvT0JDTk9RMEQ4YjM1ZjY5ZTg0ZDFlMGI5ODg1ZTFlNmYyNjYwMzNjNC40NzcyMjc1NzcxLjA=


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I thought the pic was from that movie. That was a fucking freaky movie. I watched it when I was 12 or 13 and it's forever ingrained in my mind. Scared the shit out of me at the time.

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Gumby]
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I'm loading the movie now, never saw it, I watched sphere instead,
it was such an over hyped piece of crap, well, maybe not that bad


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Prisoner#1]
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It has Morpheus in it :awesome:


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Ferris]
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I fuckin' love Event Horizon!!!


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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you guys knock it off... this thread is about my e-PENIS


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Event horizon is the sole reason why im not an astronaut.

EDIT: That OP pic is like a mayan prophecy.


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Green_T]
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yes... and the other pic is what shall happen until the sungod smiles upon me again!!!


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Green_T]
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Those were actually scenes in the first cut of the movie, but it was going to get a NC-17, so they had to make it a quick flashback scene instead.  The unrated cut has never been released. :sad:

In one of the scenes sped up, a guy shoves him arm all the way up another dudes ass.


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Oh no!

Just found this out:

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Also, because this movie was made in the pre-DVD era the studio dumped a lot of the deleted stuff away as it was envisaged that none of this would ever see the light of day again. One example is the deleted crew torture sequence which was to be part of when weir was showing hell to fishburn. However this no longer exists on film and is only on poor quality video.


Fucking terrible.


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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I best not be disappointed, if I'm going to take the time to watch this movie it better have all the good shit in it


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Re: Pris's 100,000th Post - An Illustration [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:shrug:


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