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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: intenttoDeMenT]
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intenttoDeMenT said:
NewbieShroomie said:
:awesome::evil::sip:



hahaha...what???



It means awesome, evil. sip.

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
wanna fuck? i wont tell. :grin:



I call bullshit.
Everyone blabs shit like that :tongue:


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU
- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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vaginal destinations [Re: intenttoDeMenT]
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i did my gurl in the bootay, can she is prgnant ?


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Newbie]
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:smirk:
Aren't you clever.
That wasn't exactly what i was asking.
Hey, is today actually your bday???


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU
- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: intenttoDeMenT]
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Yes it is.  100% my birthday.  Just not 100% people here to celebrate it..

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Re: vaginal destinations [Re: anyone420]
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booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
Yes it is.  100% my birthday.  Just not 100% people here to celebrate it..



hell the only reason im logged on is to worship this holy day when the earth was graced with your presence :bow2:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: vaginal destinations [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?



ewww


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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"


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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
Yes it is.  100% my birthday.  Just not 100% people here to celebrate it..



Well Happy Birthday!!!
:grin:

LeftBehind said:
booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?



Be glad you got there at all.
My ex "snuck it in" once.
I turned over and grabbed his nuts so hard he nearly cried and told him if he EVER did it again I would castrate him with my bare hands.
He never even joked about doing it again.
That's the only time he's ever taken me seriously


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU
- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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Re: vaginal destinations [Re: Calix]
    #9539724 -

Calix said:
LeftBehind said:
booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?



ewww



ewww?!?!?!


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: vaginal destinations [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
Calix said:
LeftBehind said:
booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?



ewww



ewww?!?!?!



bootyholes are an exit only for me


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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"


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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: madz]
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madz said:
Well she obviously laughed because its nearly impossible to be a virgin these days unless you specifically are trying not to get laid.



You should tell that to the many virgin shroomery members we have here. There are a lott of them and they'll be glad to hear the news.

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Re: vaginal destinations [Re: Calix]
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Calix said:
LeftBehind said:
Calix said:
LeftBehind said:
booty hole sex is the shit. my chick and just started going that route. you know how long that shit took me?



ewww



ewww?!?!?!



bootyholes are an exit only for me



I agree.


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU
- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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intenttoDeMenT said:
Be glad you got there at all.
My ex "snuck it in" once.
I turned over and grabbed his nuts so hard he nearly cried and told him if he EVER did it again I would castrate him with my bare hands.
He never even joked about doing it again.
That's the only time he's ever taken me seriously



:rofl:

well played..

but to the original poster,

it's probably best that you told her.  why would you want to waste your time being in a relationship with someone who can't accept the path you've chosen.

i was honest with my girlfriend and she was with me..

it shouldn't matter.

though if it's a large number it can be a bit much to hear it at first... so if you care for her, talk to her about it and give her the opportunity to get over it and move on... if she still obsesses about it after a short time, it could be that she'll never accept it.


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Save Shroomerites Anonymous!

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: two_rivers]
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two_rivers said:
intenttoDeMenT said:
Be glad you got there at all.
My ex "snuck it in" once.
I turned over and grabbed his nuts so hard he nearly cried and told him if he EVER did it again I would castrate him with my bare hands.
He never even joked about doing it again.
That's the only time he's ever taken me seriously



:rofl:

well played..

but to the original poster,

it's probably best that you told her.  why would you want to waste your time being in a relationship with someone who can't accept the path you've chosen.

i was honest with my girlfriend and she was with me..

it shouldn't matter.

though if it's a large number it can be a bit much to hear it at first... so if you care for her, talk to her about it and give her the opportunity to get over it and move on... if she still obsesses about it after a short time, it could be that she'll never accept it.



That is very good advice actually.
:yesnod:


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU
- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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