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OfflinePDU
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Vaginal discharge
    #5812680 - 07/02/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well guys, just been with the lady and somethings come up - chime in with knowledge please.

In the process of getting along, i was fingering my girl and everything was all good, but upon removal there was a thick brownish/red almost pudding like/sticky substance on my fingers.. and more inside.

*gulp*

infection.. or what? kinda ruined the moment and is now causing concern any insight would be appreciated.

(unprotected sex regularily for a couple month, no birth control, ate ecstacy the night previous)


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5812682 - 07/02/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

period?


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5812686 - 07/02/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's fetus feces.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Jfisher]
    #5812690 - 07/02/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:!!!!


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Jfisher]
    #5812694 - 07/02/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

period was approximetly 2 weeks ago, shouldnt be yet!

After taking depo approx. 16 months ago, she never had a period until she was with me. Now its irradic but starting to get back into a cycle of bleeding..

never seen this before.

yeast infection?

We're both going to see a doctor ASAP.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5812710 - 07/02/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

oh god that sounds so nasty lol


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5812719 - 07/02/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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brownish/red almost pudding like/sticky substance on my fingers.. and more inside.



wrong hole buddy :smirk:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: stefan]
    #5812721 - 07/02/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

your all quite helpful...


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Dobie]
    #5812722 - 07/02/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

the clap? maybe some other STD? yeast infection? fuck only knows man but you should keep your fingers out of there for a bit and tell her to go to the hospital to get that shit checked out.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5812738 - 07/02/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

could be yeast infection.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: eligal]
    #5812751 - 07/02/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if it was yeast youd be able to smell it way before sticking your fingers in there.... if i were you id take a shower in bleach and put your fingers in some gasoline


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: eligal]
    #5812753 - 07/02/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that really just sounds like she's going to get her period again, or if you had sex the night before you might have hurt her a bit and thats just blood from where she might have torn ( it is quite possible)

if im not wrong i think a yeast infectons discharge is white , and smells yucky. But i cant tell you for sure cuz ive never had one myself, thank god.

but anywho, keep your fingers out of there until you guys figure it out. tell her to go to her gynocologist if you really think its something other than her period. just because its getting back on schedule doesnt mean its out of the question she gets it out of the blue. especially when drugs are involved.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5812767 - 07/02/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I did some research a while back because I was having really debilitating cramps and some people had suggested to look into endometriosis, blah blah... Anyway, I remember reading something like that could be a symptom of endometriosis. It has something to do with uterus tissue growing outside the uterus. Make sure she goes to a good doctor and not planned parenthood or anything. That sounds serious.


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Re: Vaginal discharge *DELETED* [Re: stefan]
    #5812774 - 07/02/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5812832 - 07/02/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

definately sounds like blood... when my ex found out she had ovarian cysts she started discharging blood like that... definately should have it looked at by a doc


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: redrum187]
    #5812858 - 07/02/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't worry about it. It's called spotting or something like that. Happens to girls quite a lot. Doesn't really smell, just looks kinda gross. It's just blood. A lot of girls bleed just a tad between their periods.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5812868 - 07/02/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hey but don't feel bad i think i made that mistake once as well. afterwords she said and i quote:

" thank you for that"


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: stefan]
    #5812885 - 07/02/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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brownish/red almost pudding like/sticky substance on my fingers.. and more inside.



wrong hole buddy :smirk:




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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5812900 - 07/02/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL that is pretty funny I gotta admit...I'd go get it checked out to be sure...I know if I had bloody puddin comin outta me I'm be a lil worried :P wait don't the english eat blood pudding? or is that blood pie?(or maybe both) yes I went there


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5812903 - 07/02/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....I love that one.  :grin:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5813082 - 07/02/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

What'd it taste like?


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5813117 - 07/02/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

A doctor should definitly be contacted, but...
I've been on depo for almost a year and usually don't have the "period". When I do, however, it is sometimes really thick/brown/sticky. when your off depo the cycle takes a while to come back and when it does it can be irregular and it can be interrrupted. The goo could be blood from the previous period, only older [hence it being brown and sticky].

Hope that helps...


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5813189 - 07/02/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds more like a period + birth control issues. Similar stuff happened when my ex went on yasmin.

Sounds like her period is out of wack and the hormones from the birth control are causing something funky to go on down there. I highly doubt STDs though. Sounds more like coagulated blood.

Gross? yes.
Reason for you to worry? No, most likely not.
Should she see a gyno? Yes.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Gumby]
    #5813201 - 07/02/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Sounds more like a period.




Yeah. :shrug:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: stefan]
    #5813205 - 07/02/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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brownish/red almost pudding like/sticky substance on my fingers.. and more inside.



wrong hole buddy :smirk:




:rotfl:

Sorry PDU, no offense, that was just a good one.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: eris]
    #5813213 - 07/02/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

this thread is funny


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5815491 - 07/03/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

PDU - the depo shot fucks up girls menstrual cycles, a lot. I've been on it for years, and I know about these things. Sometimes it can cause the girl to have "spotting". It's not really a period, but not really not a period either. Basically it's light light bleeding that mostly stays inside of her, until, well, she tries to be intimate, and then it gets all over everything that happens to try to venture inside. It's nothing abnormal, and sounds exactly like what I've experienced on the depo shot. I really wouldn't worry too much about it, and there's not much you can do about it. You can go see a doctor, if you feel like it's necessary, but the only thing she can do is switch birth control methods and wait for her period to go back to normal. Good luck!


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5815836 - 07/03/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

spotting? two weeks after she was done with her period? i dunno about that. then again if she's been fucking with birth control... anything i say is useless i've never touched the stuff.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: unbeliever]
    #5815843 - 07/03/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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What'd it taste like?




that's just gross. i just threw up in my mouth.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Aninator]
    #5815855 - 07/03/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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What'd it taste like?




that's just gross. i just threw up in my mouth.




Well-what'd IT taste like then..?


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Aninator]
    #5815869 - 07/03/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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AniNator said:
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unbeliever said:
What'd it taste like?




that's just gross. i just threw up in my mouth.





jesus man...I think it was a fair question

texture, smell and taste are needed for a proper evaluation


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: buddhathehut]
    #5815877 - 07/03/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

thats pretty nasty stuff....


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: goobler]
    #5816132 - 07/03/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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AniNator said:
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What'd it taste like?




that's just gross. i just threw up in my mouth.







jesus man...I think it was a fair question

texture, smell and taste are needed for a proper evaluation




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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5816335 - 07/03/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You should try stuffing some of that stuff into sausage skins and having a fry up!  :thumbup:



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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5816608 - 07/03/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: AliceDee]
    #5816639 - 07/03/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Can't beat a bit of blood sausage  :wink:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5816817 - 07/03/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

sounds pretty normal to me, the lining of the uterus is disposed of during your period, if shes on depo, almost every case ive heard there have been fucked up issues with your period, sometimes the lining can come out looking pretty thick, and if you didnt know bout that i could see it freaking you the fuck out, but shes prolly fine


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Aninator]
    #5816835 - 07/03/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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What'd it taste like?




that's just gross. i just threw up in my mouth.




Did you swallow?


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: unbeliever]
    #5817043 - 07/03/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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sounds pretty normal to me, the lining of the uterus is disposed of during your period, if shes on depo, almost every case ive heard there have been fucked up issues with your period, sometimes the lining can come out looking pretty thick, and if you didnt know bout that i could see it freaking you the fuck out, but shes prolly fine



I have seen a similar situation.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Cubenisseur]
    #5817227 - 07/03/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'm on the pill, and have experienced similar things around 2 weeks after my period, if I miss one or two pills at somepoint during the month. My doctor said it's nothing to worry about, but if I get really annoyed with it that she'll change my pill to something with more estrogen in it.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Samuel]
    #5817291 - 07/03/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: waterbug]
    #5817321 - 07/03/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

remember everyone;

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5817919 - 07/03/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This wins the award for the "Grossest Thread not found in the bowels of OTD". I've never been with a girl who's had icky vaginal issues, I guess I just have reasonable standards.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5818782 - 07/04/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

this has nothing to do with standards...I'm sure this could happen to any girl...its nothing to be grossed out about either...we are human beings and sometimes icky stuff comes out of us(just look at the stuff that comes outta our rear :P)


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: stefan]
    #5818793 - 07/04/06 03:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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brownish/red almost pudding like/sticky substance on my fingers.. and more inside.



wrong hole buddy :smirk:




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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5818883 - 07/04/06 05:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

there's shitty Death metal band named Vaginal Discharge..

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5818888 - 07/04/06 05:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I always wanted to start a punk band called, "Weeping Anus Cave". 

I can't really can't play guitar well, though.  :sad:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5818944 - 07/04/06 06:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you said you need to play guitar...

Bang a giant sausage on a steel wash tub and people will buy it.

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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5819047 - 07/04/06 07:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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this has nothing to do with standards...I'm sure this could happen to any girl...



Yea right, you keep on tellin yourself that. I'll stick with girls who don't have fucked up pussies. OF course, one constant that I notice throughout this thread by girls that do, they always say "Well, I was dosing myself up with some artifical, medically patended horomone and, shazaam, my pussy gets fucked up". Yea, no shit. The day I take shots in my arm to effect the workings of my dick is the day that I die.
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its nothing to be grossed out about either...we are human beings and sometimes icky stuff comes out of us(just look at the stuff that comes outta our rear :P)



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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5819161 - 07/04/06 09:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yep, I'm with Duck. That's some nasty shit that needs to be taken care of ASAP. Take some steel wool or gojo with pumice to your dick also.

That's no period or "spotting", it's some foul shit. Make sure you post what it was.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: fastfred]
    #5819167 - 07/04/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The girl was a virgin


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5819240 - 07/04/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

or smuggling a bag of plumbs


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5819270 - 07/04/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....I love that one.  :grin:




LMFAO  I haven't head that in a while, thanks  :grin:


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Newbie]
    #5819497 - 07/04/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

me thinks most boys dont know so much about the menstrual cycle, perhaps it is because they dont want to, they think its gross, but regardless if you have a vagina, stuff is gonna come out of it, sometimes the lining comes out in clumps, it can look like a fucking leech, Im not kidding, its just the way it goes , and if you think your girlfriend/s havent had that happen your insane (unless they naturally always have super light periods) before I got on the pill, my period was much heavier and stuff like that came out more often. I gotta say that while I dont like being on hormones (im learning how to watch my cycle and know when Im fertile and such, so I can come off them, which I know can be tricky) it sure beats putting a condom covered in who knows what, probably something petroleum based in my fucking vagina.

but then that sure beats an st-fucking-d
Im glad Im in a relationship with someone I can trust, no petroleum in my vagina thank you.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: waterbug]
    #5819504 - 07/04/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

bravo WB....yea I think kids today just don't wanna know...its too icky


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: goobler]
    #5819518 - 07/04/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

thank you goobie, Ive always liked you


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: waterbug]
    #5819527 - 07/04/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That is gross. I need to stop eating pussy.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5819537 - 07/04/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

like you eat it now , LOL


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5819561 - 07/04/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

stop eating pussy? you should feel lucky you get to eat such sweetness, if it were me, and you didnt eat my pussy just cause I had a menstrual cycle it would be no nothin for you!


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: waterbug]
    #5819578 - 07/04/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

god you made my mouth water


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Re: ANUS DISCHARGE [Re: goobler]
    #5819582 - 07/04/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

is it just me or is it getting very very old seeing vaginal discharge in 2 different threads everytime i check the shroomery????


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: goobler]
    #5819584 - 07/04/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

nice try

but you're not the sneaky


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: goobler]
    #5819598 - 07/04/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:drooling:


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Re: Virginalitlity [Re: Boom]
    #5819630 - 07/04/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

anyone ever see there mom run around in a night gown grabbing her crotch? just like walkin around like that holding it...wtf is that all about?


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Re: makaveli8x8 has never seen a vagina IRL (cept moms) [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5819649 - 07/04/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

do you grab your balls?


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Re: ANUS DISCHARGE [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5819650 - 07/04/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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is it just me or is it getting very very old seeing vaginal discharge in 2 different threads everytime i check the shroomery????





It's just you, don't click on the fucking thread if you don't want to read about it, asshole.  :tongue2:


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Re: makaveli8x8 has never seen a vagina IRL (cept moms) [Re: goobler]
    #5819653 - 07/04/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

damn straight!


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Re: Virginalitlity [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5819758 - 07/04/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Im proud of my vagina, and if I wanna grab it, Im so gonna grab it, its mine bitch!


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Re: ANUS DISCHARGE [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5819784 - 07/04/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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is it just me or is it getting very very old seeing vaginal discharge in 2 different threads everytime i check the shroomery????





It's just you, don't click on the fucking thread if you don't want to read about it, asshole.  :tongue2:




Yeah, maybe I shouldn't count all the "something's wrong with my penis" threads I've noticed in the past three years or so that I've been here.


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Re: Vaginal discharge [Re: PDU]
    #5820138 - 07/04/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/5812725/an/0/page/0


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