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For all you guys in a new relationship
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dont ever have the conversation with your chick telling her how many/ who you fucked in your past "relationships". i promise you that some way or another it will come back to bite you in the ass. DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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i remember when i had my first beer


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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u must not have an understanding female
we all know females are crazy
but some of them are ok :thumbup:


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Been you to have any spike, man?.

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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I second that.

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: RandomHero]
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nope, my bitch is crazy. shes freaking out about a bitch i fucked in high school. i was fucking 15.


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
dont ever have the conversation with your chick telling her how many/ who you fucked in your past "relationships". i promise you that some way or another it will come back to bite you in the ass. DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!


and you gave her an honest answer? haha first mistake.

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: madz]
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it was a long time ago. i sure we have all had that conversation. besides, i didnt think any of these bitches would pop up. HA


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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me and my current girl had that conversation but i didnt give her an honest answer lol. I was just like "ya.... only 2 girls were before you"

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: madz]
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i tried telling her i was a virgin at first. she fucking laughed in my face. what if i really was....


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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funny convo

random girl: "do you have a condom"
me: "what the fucks a condom"
random girl: "ummmmm nvm"

the deed still got did

skin it to win it....


true story


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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"


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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
i tried telling her i was a virgin at first. she fucking laughed in my face. what if i really was....


Well she obviously laughed because its nearly impossible to be a virgin these days unless you specifically are trying not to get laid.

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Calix]
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lol

not only do you have AIDS, but you also have an AIDS infested baby on the way. STD's FTW!!!!

im just playin'. have any pics of her?


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
lol

not only do you have AIDS, but you also have an AIDS infested baby on the way. STD's FTW!!!!

im just playin'. have any pics of her?


pssshh aids im not black or gay

jjjkkk everyone dont get your panties in a bunch

i just might.....

we actually ended up "seeing each other" for a little bit.


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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Calix]
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at the clinic?


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
at the clinic?


pssshh im supposed to giver her an std, then accompany her to the clinic to deal with it..

no way


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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Calix]
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man up, nigga! :grin:


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: LeftBehind]
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I'm pretty open about my experiences, and encourage my guy to be the same way. It would be hypocritical of me to get mad at anyone over something past-sex related. As long as he doesn't fuck someone else while we're dating/fucking or whatever the deal is, its not really a big deal to me. In fact I'd prefer to know honestly. :shrug:


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: intenttoDeMenT]
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:awesome::evil::sip:

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: intenttoDeMenT]
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wanna fuck? i wont tell. :grin:


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: For all you guys in a new relationship [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
:awesome::evil::sip:


hahaha...what???


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We're All Mad Here

My Dials Are Pupilated.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about will manifest itself in our lives.

JAMAIS VU- No matter how well you know someone, They're always a stranger.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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