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when SWIM gets busted lol
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SWIM shit is gay yo. What if they were to bust you because they see that you said "SWIM made 12 B+ cakes SWIM this SWIM that." (which is a laughable what if). They then bust through your door and find you to be in possession of drugs, growing drugs, whatever else. You think then it's gonna matter if you said fucking SWIM or not? It's like these dumbasses have the belief that saying SWIM is like a magical excuse in court where your badass attorney is like "my client never said he was growing mushrooms, he always talked about someone who isn't himself growing mushrooms".

Yeah fuckin right. Dude lots of people grow mushrooms. Lots of people grow LOTS of mushrooms. No one fucking cares that you orderd some fuckin spores and are gonna grow some shrooms in your parents closets off of cute little cakes. Way too many crackheads/thieves/whores/hard drug dealers/murderers/rapists/child molesters to spend their limited resources on. Yeah they really pay enough people undercover/confidential salary to find all the people growin mushrooms. Watch this....


I grow illegal mushrooms :ooo:



sorry about that yall. I just felt like rambling about something. I really love you all. Even if you write SWIM. Even if you grow off of cakes. Love.

P.S. everything I said above is a lie I swear! It is all from a dream I had last night. Actually, it is from a dream journal of a stranger I found yesterday morning! I swear officer!


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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: LightShedder]
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SWIM thinks you're an asshole :crankey:


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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: skydog]
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Just kidding, you're probably right.


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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: skydog]
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he IS right

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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: LightShedder]
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someone who isnt me is telling on you.


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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: usefulidiot13]
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:rofl2:

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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: usefulidiot13]
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luckily I got a hotshot attorney and thank god I used the SWIM factor. those pigs aint got shit on me.


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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: LightShedder]
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People who think the word SWIM is going to save them from prosecution are so far from reality. Implied purposes exist for reasons like this.

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Re: when SWIM gets busted lol [Re: wireless]
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I CAN'T SWIM


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