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I need to break up with my girlfriend.....
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Before she figures out I gave her herpes, I really don't wanna I do like her alot but she is gonna figure it out sooner or later

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what an asshole you are

if any girl gave me herpies I honestly dont know what I would do

I find the herp more frightening then the ninja

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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fuck you

You're a prick.

:ban:

just for not telling her

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Herpes can lay dormant for years and many people don't even know they have it.;) Tell her she gave it to you.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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damn dude thats fucked up.
:nono:

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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if someone knowingly gave me teh herps id kill....
seriously. id poison your food.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
what an asshole you are

if any girl gave me herpies I honestly dont know what I would do

I find the herp more frightening then the ninja



you havent met the real ninja. motherfucker.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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i had sex with a girl that had hpv,  and my ex gf wanted to hook up with me and never talk to me again,  so i fucked her with no condom and i hope i gave her hpv. its the cervical cancer one,  so it cant hurt me

btw.. my ex put me thru lots of hell.  i even considered killing myself at how bad it was

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
so it cant hurt me



Yes it can.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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do some research, no it cant.  It clears up over time anyway and goes away.  Its the kind thats only cervical cancer its not warts or anything like that.

i hate when people try to think they know shit

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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wow.  so you actually tried to give someone cancer.  how swell.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You are a piece of shit.  Perhaps you should consider killing yourself.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
i had sex with a girl that had hpv,  and my ex gf wanted to hook up with me and never talk to me again,  so i fucked her with no condom and i hope i gave her hpv. its the cervical cancer one,  so it cant hurt me

btw.. my ex put me thru lots of hell.  i even considered killing myself at how bad it was



if she deserved it then im all for it.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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she told me that she wanted to get married,  my parents hated her.  they said they would not approve.  i told them i wanted to marry her and that was that.  they told me to move out...its a long story why they dont like her,  but i understand why they dont.

i moved out so that i could propose to her after being kicked out my house.  turns out she was seeing a dude the whole time and i bought a ring for her and found out shes been doing shit behind my back.  i put all my eggs in one basket,  lost my family, lost my girlfriend, lost 3400$ on a ring.  after we talked about all that happened months later she said she wanted to get back toghether with me,  she played mind games with me.  told me all these things that were my weaknesses that we talked about,  told her friends tons of personal shit about me, and played massive headgames

the bitch deserved it.

i dont even kno if i have hpv or not.  i was just saying i hope i did and i hope the bitch got it

her pussy should resemble what it is.  cancerous piece of shit

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I'd still fuck it  :smirk:

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
she told me that she wanted to get married,  my parents hated her.  they said they would not approve.  i told them i wanted to marry her and that was that.  they told me to move out...its a long story why they dont like her,  but i understand why they dont.

i moved out so that i could propose to her after being kicked out my house.  turns out she was seeing a dude the whole time and i bought a ring for her and found out shes been doing shit behind my back.  i put all my eggs in one basket,  lost my family, lost my girlfriend, lost 3400$ on a ring.  after we talked about all that happened months later she said she wanted to get back toghether with me,  she played mind games with me.  told me all these things that were my weaknesses that we talked about,  told her friends tons of personal shit about me, and played massive headgames

the bitch deserved it.

i dont even kno if i have hpv or not.  i was just saying i hope i did and i hope the bitch got it

her pussy should resemble what it is.  cancerous piece of shit



dude, that is some funny shit that happened to you

you should do stand up

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
she told me that she wanted to get married,  my parents hated her.  they said they would not approve.  i told them i wanted to marry her and that was that.  they told me to move out...its a long story why they dont like her,  but i understand why they dont.

i moved out so that i could propose to her after being kicked out my house.  turns out she was seeing a dude the whole time and i bought a ring for her and found out shes been doing shit behind my back.  i put all my eggs in one basket,  lost my family, lost my girlfriend, lost 3400$ on a ring.  after we talked about all that happened months later she said she wanted to get back toghether with me,  she played mind games with me.  told me all these things that were my weaknesses that we talked about,  told her friends tons of personal shit about me, and played massive headgames

the bitch deserved it.

i dont even kno if i have hpv or not.  i was just saying i hope i did and i hope the bitch got it

her pussy should resemble what it is.  cancerous piece of shit



dude, that is some funny shit that happened to you

you should do stand up




fuck women

:2girls1cup:

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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ive thought about stand up.  i have some good material

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Herpes can lay dormant for years and many people don't even know they have it.;) Tell her she gave it to you.



There ya go. Do that. If it ever comes up be like "WTF you gave me herpes?"

Besides... herpes doesn't really do shit. Everyone has herpes.

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Re: I need to break up with my girlfriend..... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
so it cant hurt me



Yes it can.



HPV can not only cause cervical cancer but penial and anal cancer! And since Im pretty sure you have a penis and an anus you could be fucked!

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