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got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk
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got an invite tonite from this chick i met online to come over and fuck her and her friend
just as i was having one hell of a dry spell
longest ive had proly since ive been outa high school
i was goin on 3 months
lol
but realy tho, i started to get frustrated
but i guess its tru
always darkest just before the dawn!
:doggystyle: :3some:


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Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
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will it involve poop?

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
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The_Red_Crayon said:
will it involve poop?


:grin:

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: milkman]
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loooolaaaa

L-O-L-A loooollaaaa


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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
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The_Red_Crayon said:
will it involve poop?


Of the bovine variety.


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Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing. -Paul Gilbert

I don't know.  I never smoked AstroTurf.  -Tug McGraw, after being asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
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I hope you have a good stock of antibiotics ready.


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My name is Mud

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DragonChaser]
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don't count your chickens till they hatch young skywalker


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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
I hope you have a good stock of antibiotics ready.


I have a feeling you're going to need some ass-lubrication (For your ass, that is.) and some bleach and cleaning supplies as well.
I'd also bring a knife, but that's just me.


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j2012b said:
i stuck ice in her ass and pussy
(The above is on the subject of a drug overdose.)

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
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pics, or it didn't happen


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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: In(di)go]
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3some noice :vaped:


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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
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When it rains, it spores :shroompick:

"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:




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/ / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / /
The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
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its a flap


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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:



:rotfl:

Don't say Admiral Ackbar didn't warn you


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
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Oh noes, it's the clap!


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When it rains, it spores :shroompick:

"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
jazzillion said:








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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: monkeywrench]
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monkeywrench said:
don't count your chickens till they hatch young skywalker


But we should plan to have enough grain to feed them, should they all hatch, Master Yoda.


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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
its a flap



:ilold:

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
jazzillion said:







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The Prophecy!

Learn To Code

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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: blewmeanie]
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:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

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