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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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why isn't the vibrator recommended?
before i die i want to nail a bitch with a vibrator stuck up her ass on full throttle

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Its just not as fun.
My old roommate and I would call it
riding a bike. Its just not the same
with a vibrator.


The good part about the vibrator is
it makes the vagina vibrate around
your penis. Which I guess is a plus.

By the way I am in no way gay.
I just like making chicks cum
in crazy ways. Nothing like
watching a real chick get a DP.

They go way more crazy then
the chicks in porn do.

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Also my anonymous teks kick ass and should be stickied in the SA.

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #24 said:
Snapping Tek

1. Acquire naked chick.
(For help with this see my club Tek in how to get a gf thread)

2. Take two fingers and insert in the Vagina.

3. Take one thumb on the same hand and insert in the anus.

4. Make a snapping motion with earlier mentioned fingers and thumb.

If you follow these directions correctly the female in question
should be having an unbelievable orgasm within 15 seconds.
I have only had this not succeed with one female.

DP Tek

This Tek requires two males and one female.
A vibrator can be substituted for one of the
males if necessary but is not recommended.

1. Proposition an atractive female.

2. You and friend get female naked.

3. Friend with smallest penis should insert
  said penis into females vagina. While
  female sucks your penis.

4. After several minutes have friend insert
  penis in females asshole.

5. Insert your penis in vagina.
  (Important!!! at this point your balls may
    touch other male balls. It is very important
    to not acknowledge this. IT NEVER HAPPENED)

6. Watch girl have the most intense orgasm
    she has probably ever had.

7. After your friend finishes its your turn
  to stick penis in the ass. He can leave
  or she can suck his penis.

8. Finish.

9. Give copy of video tape from hidden camera
  to her parents.



I fully agree :thumbup:

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #9229007 -

Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #15 said:
To make chicks cum, I usually find the g-spot pretty damn quick with my fingers, play around there for a little bit, then shove to cock in, remembering the exact position of the g-spot. It's really not as hard to find as some think, just insert two fingers, feel on the inside top for an area that is a little harder than the rest, massage and pump up n down until she is screamin with ecstasy (or squirting in some cases). I usually like to make sure she has come once or twice before I do. I made my ex cum 4 times almost everytime, she was a freak, lots of fun. I also fucked her while driving, thats right, just slide the seat back all the way, let her get on top, and be careful. The chick needs to be small and your legs need to be long to reach the pedals. This guy was walking his dog at like 3 a.m and he just stared as we went past, It's not everyday you see people fucking in the driver seat of a moving vehicle.



Wanna Fuck?




A/S/L? Just kidding, it's been a long while since I've seen that written! Maybe we could arrange something.;)

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Anonymous #24 said:
Snapping Tek

1. Acquire naked chick.
(For help with this see my club Tek in how to get a gf thread)

2. Take two fingers and insert in the Vagina.

3. Take one thumb on the same hand and insert in the anus.

4. Make a snapping motion with earlier mentioned fingers and thumb.

If you follow these directions correctly the female in question
should be having an unbelievable orgasm within 15 seconds.
I have only had this not succeed with one female.

DP Tek

This Tek requires two males and one female.
A vibrator can be substituted for one of the
males if necessary but is not recommended.

1. Proposition an atractive female.

2. You and friend get female naked.

3. Friend with smallest penis should insert
  said penis into females vagina. While
  female sucks your penis.

4. After several minutes have friend insert
  penis in females asshole.

5. Insert your penis in vagina.
  (Important!!! at this point your balls may
    touch other male balls. It is very important
    to not acknowledge this. IT NEVER HAPPENED)

6. Watch girl have the most intense orgasm
    she has probably ever had.

7. After your friend finishes its your turn
  to stick penis in the ass. He can leave
  or she can suck his penis.

8. Finish.

9. Give copy of video tape from hidden camera
  to her parents.



I fully agree :thumbup:



Thanks. I'm glad someone finally acknowledged my awesome teks.

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #24 said:
Its just not as fun.
My old roommate and I would call it
riding a bike. Its just not the same
with a vibrator.


The good part about the vibrator is
it makes the vagina vibrate around
your penis. Which I guess is a plus.

By the way I am in no way gay.
I just like making chicks cum
in crazy ways. Nothing like
watching a real chick get a DP.

They go way more crazy then
the chicks in porn do.



Hello Hippie3.  How have you been?

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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HAHA

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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I guess I don't know who hippie3 is.
Why would you say that anyway?

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #9241543 -

dry smash her shit box, pee in her butthole, that's apparently what people on the shroomery do

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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and put ice in her ass and pussy

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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that too

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Anonymous #27 said:
and put ice in her ass and pussy



wait... wtf does that mean? literally?

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Lmfao. This is the funniest thread I have been in on these boards.

And yes, my girly likes the ice too :wink:

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Re: How do you make your girl cum? [Re: Anonymous #29]
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ass to ass. mashed potatoes

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