roby000 said:

here is my letter i used for my college acceptance:


In the beginning there was man.  Man was weak so god created Roby000.  He came forth from his mothers womb goo born with the insight of Kennedy and the ambition of Hitler. 

In my formative years i realized i was not like other children, mostly because i could fly.  I would look at the little mortals and laugh at their trivial lives.  I would extort and blackmail.  Sometimes lie and steal. 

My morals shown through out the world and i became the second coming of the lord Jesus to a small number of African tribesmen i enslaved in my travels.

Accept me to your fine university or i shall kill one person every day until i receive your letter of acceptance.  Their blood is now on your hands. 

I told you i was hardcore Fukin shoa~~~



you can plagurize that if you like.

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