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OMFG arachnophobic episode...
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Giant spider moves into my laundry pile. currently picking each item out and checking for it.

omfgggg this blows help


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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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hes probably long gone out of that pile and moved to your bed sheets or pillow. he was creating a diversion.

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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: hazey]
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hazey said:
hes probably long gone out of that pile and moved to your bed sheets or pillow. he was creating a diversion.


:hehehe:

you're most likely right. they're tricky little bastards like that.


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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Oh my fucking god this sucks.

The laundry pile was clean, but instead of taking the time to fold it I usually keep it in a pile. What happened was I pulled a shirt from it and saw this BIG MOTHER FUCKING FAT FUCK of a spider just standing by it. I ran and got a shoe and tried to smash it but the shoe was too flexible and the spider didn't get hit well enough. It limped into this little hole in the corner of my closet which I then started stuffing with ear plugs until I notice big legs sticking out of the side of the carpet further down the wall.

Then he/she pops out in all of its glory and I attack it with both a plastic butter knife and the shoe again until it runs into my laundry pile. I started out quarantining one piece at a time annd looking for it until it got way to freaky to check the pockets of jeans and shit so I threw it all in a bag and threw it in the washer.

I must have looked like a retard running in the rain in an Indian mushroom t-shirt and swimming trunks (usually what I wear on laundry day) slamming two big bags of clothes off of my thighs and grunting in fear.

If it's in there it should drown in the laundry and leave cute little spider parts all over my shit. If not, then I'll have nightmares for months.


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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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I do the same shit man..    I have a bug-o-phobia if it's anything indoors.  Outdoors I'll pick the fuckers up but there's something that scares me about them being inside.

My little bro was cooking some hamburgers downstairs and they smelled kind of weird.  I didn't know he was cooking; I thought I was smelling a stinkbug because that's what it smelled like.  I searched my room top to bottom for an hour before I finally opened my door and sniffed, then went, "Oh."  :lol:

I say jump up and down on the laundry pile until you're satisfied.  Either that or it's laundry time!  :hehehe:

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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: Newbie]
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HOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Spider found dead in the dryer. Surprisingly it was still in pretty good condition.


:reachforthelasers:


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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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:lol:  Rest easy my friend..

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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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If the clothes were clean I would have just thrown them in the dryer on high heat for an hour. Cook that motherfucker.... Then eat him on a sick. Mmmm, crispy spider kebab.

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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: Gumby]
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Oh my god, you just made me realize I had a dream about eating him. You see, I've thought about eating scorpions/arachnids a lot lately and the roasting of the spider last night must have creeped into my subconcious. Oh well, at least it wasn't a nightmare.


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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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Spiders have good chi. You should definitely eat it and gain its powers.

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Re: OMFG arachnophobic episode... [Re: PyroBurns]
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A spider crawled into my laundry basket last year. I had all my clean clothes folded in a neat pile in the basket, ready to be taken upstairs. I reached into the basket and took out the pile, and as I was bringing it upward I notice this shiny white area spreading in between some of the shirts. Before I have time to realize what it is a GIANT spider crawls out from in between two shirts, over my hand, and on up the pile. I FLIPPED MY SHIT. Threw all the clothes in the air, which then naturally landed on the dirt floor. I spent like 4 hours wait a big shoe in hand, waiting for the spider to come out. He tried to outlast me, but in the end I got that little bastard. Had to do my laundry all over again though...I always hate when things like this happen though. As much as I despise spiders, I feel bad after killing them. They didn't do anything but exist, it's my problem, not theirs. Oh well, I guess.

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