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InvisibleFreedomFight
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Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG
    #4491108 - 08/03/05 07:45 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

So my housemate caught this spider in his room and shoved it in one of those condiment containers (plastic 1 oz with a pop-on lid). It had been sitting on a shelf for months now and I remember 2 weeks ago me and a visitor were debating whether it was alive or not. We would tap it and it would shake a leg or something. I told my visitor friend he was insane to think that a spider could live for months with no food/water (and very little air exchange on top of that). I mean, the spider can barely even stretch out in that container.

Today by chance I saw the container and the surface was covered in ... baby spiders! OMFG it is a nasty miracle. Of course, now all the babies will have to feast on their mother or something equally disgusting to survive in there. How is this even possible?!


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491111 - 08/03/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

thats tight. ima try that next time i catch a spider


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Offlinefreddurgan
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491116 - 08/03/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Dunno..seems kinda sick though :wink:


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491132 - 08/03/05 07:50 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

let um go, spiders, and snakes our best friends, with out them we
would be up to our ass, in bugs, and rats.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491146 - 08/03/05 07:53 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

check for semen, your friend must have been cuming in there.

his name isnt zeppling is it?


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: buckwheat]
    #4491147 - 08/03/05 07:53 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4491294 - 08/03/05 08:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:


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InvisibleFreedomFight
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: TYL3R]
    #4491299 - 08/03/05 08:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

No signs of semen, but that eggsack is huge for a starving mother... how the hell  :sherlock:


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Invisibleyousuck
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: TYL3R]
    #4491303 - 08/03/05 08:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ive left a spider in a sealed mason jar in a hot garage for a month. it had curled up and looked dead, but upon fircely shaking it, it moved. those things have an incredible sense of survival.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491307 - 08/03/05 08:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

take it outside, and let them go.
If it survived in a jar for months, it desearves its freedom.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491308 - 08/03/05 08:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously, you should splooge inside the container!


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491311 - 08/03/05 08:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Unsurprising, just look at them! I think spiders are aliens really, they are unlike no other life form on this planet, weird, creepy things they are, I'm sure they can smell fear a mile off too.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4491319 - 08/03/05 08:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Caught a brown recluse last week. 1st time I've encountered one. I love spiders and encourage them to thrive in my basement. But that brown recluse had to die. I put a cotton ball with isopropyl alcohol in a half pint jar and let it die...


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InvisibleFreedomFight
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #4491322 - 08/03/05 08:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Unfortunately, its my housemate's experiment and now that it had babies I don't think he will be letting the experiment go.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491366 - 08/03/05 08:49 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

do you have an old-school VHS camcorder?

If so, take his favorite porno and pop it into the camera. Good. Now
Take the spider jar and set up the camcorder to record it, and open it
and let the little monsters crawl out. Throw the jar away and tell your
roommate you got rid of them.

Put the porno back in its case and wait.


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InvisibleDoctorJ
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491426 - 08/03/05 09:11 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OMFG it is a nasty miracle.




:lol:


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OfflineMycoMateo
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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4491537 - 08/03/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BloodNOil said:
do you have an old-school VHS camcorder?

If so, take his favorite porno and pop it into the camera.  Good.  Now
Take the spider jar and set up the camcorder to record it, and open it
and let the little monsters crawl out.  Throw the jar away and tell your
roommate you got rid of them.

Put the porno back in its case and wait.




Best idea ever. Remind me to never piss you off dude  :rofl:


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: FreedomFight]
    #4491556 - 08/03/05 09:37 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Aww. He should let it go. It deserves to live.


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4491659 - 08/03/05 09:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
take it outside, and let them go.
If it survived in a jar for months, it desearves its freedom.


:stoned:


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Re: Spider lives for months with no food--gives birth! OMG [Re: elaspeinreason]
    #4491865 - 08/03/05 10:45 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I'm far from a hippie...

but that's fucking horrible.


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