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Jealousy is a bitch
    #8670481 -

why am i even jealous if we're not going out and she's hanging out with a guy from work at the mall (probably a date)?

i mean in love with her but cmon.

yes i'm a pussy.

anyone else a jealous person?

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8670542 -

You're not a pussy, you're a bitch!

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8670548 -

how do you love a girl youre not even dating? youre putting the pussy on the pedestal man. this girl is probably full of faults

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #3]
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we've dated before.

and i'm definitely not a bitch. i'm a pussy.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8671068 -

its so weird to read this.... i have felt the exact same way before and been in the same situation. Advice for ya if you want it.

Its almost inconceviable for me to think you can fall in love with someone you might not even know. Or be in love totally on looks. It happens to us though. We can lust for the wrong person and sometimes it even turns us on. Sexual attraction is almost as bad as a crack addiction. Some people will do anything or say anything to get it. So exercise some will power and do a few laps with the old hand. And just maybe look in a different direction for a partner.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8671604 -

get over it, live your own life

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8671859 -

Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8671921 -

I know the feeling. I'm just jealous because it means no sex for me anymore.

And when I asked the ex if her and this guy were dating, she said no. I'm pretty sure she's full of shit and lying to me. I fucking hate being lied to.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8672402 -

Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


Oh, shit. Throwin' down the rhymes, nigga!

:lol::rolleyes:

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8673858 -

OP here...thanks for that advice. but you know what, i've known this girl 2 years and out of ALL the women i've met...she's the only one that takes my breath away. my heart churns and stomach goes in circles when i'm with her.

if that's not "in love" then i dont know what the hell is. we aren't even really sexually based. we just love each other. but she's hanging out with fagboys.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sounds to me like you are the fag boy...get over it...

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


lol, textcees

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8676359 -

Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


lol, textcees


Lol textcees, look at this guy
Always quotin my reply
Yeah nig you the real deal
Nothin to add, fo real
Try some originality
Before I dominate your principality
And lay down some brutality
Leading to a mothafuckin fatality
Just jokin brah
Go chill with your hokney tonk grandma

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8676579 -

Dude I knew you were awesome as soon as you said Let's fucka witch

OP, that is what girls do, sounds like you are having the full experience.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8676651 -

Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


shiversblood.......you can't hide from me

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8677234 -

Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


lol, textcees


Lol textcees, look at this guy
Always quotin my reply
Yeah nig you the real deal
Nothin to add, fo real
Try some originality
Before I dominate your principality
And lay down some brutality
Leading to a mothafuckin fatality
Just jokin brah
Go chill with your hokney tonk grandma


I have to give you some credit, those 4 lines pwned.

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8678246 -

Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


lol, textcees


Lol textcees, look at this guy
Always quotin my reply
Yeah nig you the real deal
Nothin to add, fo real
Try some originality
Before I dominate your principality
And lay down some brutality
Leading to a mothafuckin fatality
Just jokin brah
Go chill with your hokney tonk grandma


I have to give you some credit, those 4 lines pwned.


Hardly, so what, they can use a rhyming dictionary.  THEY ARE SO HARD CORE INTO HIP HOP.  What I think the "lol textcees" person is trying to say is "try recording something".

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise


lol, textcees


Lol textcees, look at this guy
Always quotin my reply
Yeah nig you the real deal
Nothin to add, fo real
Try some originality
Before I dominate your principality
And lay down some brutality
Leading to a mothafuckin fatality
Just jokin brah
Go chill with your hokney tonk grandma


I have to give you some credit, those 4 lines pwned.


Samefag sucking his own dick

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8679700 -

:ass2mouth:

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Re: Jealousy is a bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Jealousy is a bitch
Let's fucka witch
It'll make ya feel betta
When you get that letta
That ya girl is cheatin
on you with Michael Keaton
Fight jealousy with jealousy
It's the goddamn key
Take this advice
And you'll be livin in a gangstas paradise



That was fucking gay. You cunt. FUCK YOU!

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