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Old Faggot
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There's this old fart that's living with my family, and he has a child sex offense pending in a few days, he fucks with my mom, he hits on me, and he's just an all around piece of shit. I want to fuck him up, but I can't or else I'll go to jail.

So I want to go into his freezer, remove his ice cubes, and replace it with my clear urine. I also have had the idea to put straight flakes of shit in his ice cubes, dingleberries, pubes, what have you. What are the legal ramifications of doing this? I don't mind going to jail for a day and then being bailed out.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Bake him a lasagna with some deathcap mushrooms in it, that'll show him.  :catfrog:

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Make sure that whatever you do, he doesnt get off from it!
Sounds like a real sick fuck.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Why don't you just move into the trailer park down the road?

We need some details, how did a sex offender come to be part of the family?

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Hey fucker, who the fuck are you and how in the batshit clit-slit fuck did you know there was a trailer park down the street? I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!:megacrankey::megacrankey::megacrankey:

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #2]
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He would actually be turned on if I baked him something, lol!

Would toxicology find out what killed him if I did that?

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Dude, he's fucking pulling a restraining order on my mother and trying to force her out of her own house!

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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UPDATE

It's not my house, or my family, I'm just living here for the moment. I'm just scared that this shitbag might be watching this right now.....

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you feed him urine or shit, thats a poisoning charge, and there are huge fucking fines along with jail time.
Feel like giving him 100k?  Go ahead and feed him piss cubes.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Urine is sterile, and certain cultures have attributed health benefits to it. That being said, is it still a poisoning charge? What if I do the proverbial fly in the cube? Or how about rocks and sticks and shit? I don't really need to harm him just yet, I just want to fuck with him badly because this dumbass mother fucker doesn't know who he's fucking with, so I need to show him just who!

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Go ahead and feed him piss cubes.


That made me laugh pretty hard! Not at you, I just love the attitude here at the Shroomery, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy somewhere!  :ass:

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Give into his advances, and then chop his fucking dick off. Say it was self-defense.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #6]
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But in all honesty, I almost fucking killed this guy because he sat next to me while I was lying down in bed, touching thighs while he was telling me some shit. He's LUCKY I didn't have my knife on me at the time. Now, my knife is my baby, and I will never depart from her!

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I was tired, and I always give folks the benefit of the doubt, so that's why I didn't just beat the living pedophile out of him right then. This fucker does NOT know how lucky he is.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #6]
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pour 4 drops of visine in his drink, he'll be throwing up and have direahha for 4 hours

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My cousin was friends with a guy who chased down a pedophile, put a plastic bag over his head, and beat his skull in with a metal pipe and threw the body in a ditch.

They put him in jail, but if I was on the jury I wouldn't have convicted.

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Yeah, we've all mused about that one already! :ilold:

Funny how we humans all know how to fuck each other up!

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Well it's either pedophilia, or posession of child porn. I should find out for sure which it is....

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
posession of child porn.


Perhaps this is the answer you seek...

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Re: Old Faggot [Re: Anonymous #8]
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UPDATE: Well it finally happened! We made love and it was beautiful! I don't want to stab him anymore. Unless I stab his asshole with my dick...

:heart:

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