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So my buddy just had a stroke...
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He'll be all right, though. It wasn't anything major, but he's been in the hospital since last night having tons of tests (including an MRI) done.

I was hoping to get him some get-well type of gift, but I can't think of anything good that would help cheer him up.

Any ideas?

P.S. When he had his stroke, he was totally incapable of turning left. He could turn right just fine, but he would fall over and collapse if he tried to move to the left. It reminded me of Zoolander :smile: "I'm not an ambiturner."

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Room4Shroom]
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3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has a stroke also. But Bessie, being feeble and weak couldn't reach that far.

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Room4Shroom]
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"I'm not an ambiturner." Haha one of my favorite movies of all time... Hansel may be the best character ever.

Hope your friend recovers well!

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Cowgold]
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Get him a golf training DVD... Tell him you thought he needed help with his stroke.

:rimshot:

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Room4Shroom]
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If he gots a good sense of humour make him a zoolander card with the gag all over it.


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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Dickhead]
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lol "hansel, hes so hot right now" my favorite movie!

thats unfortunate that happened to your friend. no clue what hes into so its hard to suggest a gift, i usually give candy or drugs to people when i dont know what to buy...everyone loves candy.


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"believe it if you need it, or leave it if you dare."

"turn all the hate in the world, into a mocking bird. make it fly away" :peace:

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Room4Shroom]
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I'm glad to see people laughing in this thread.  Strokes are no laughing matter, but humor is the best [additive to] medicine IMO.  I hope your friend makes a quick recovery, send him my wishes.  :sun:

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Re: So my buddy just had a stroke... [Re: Newbie]
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I think Vibes are to blame for strokes.


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