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Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior
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Supposedly they are going to be hovering over Alabama. Do we have any local shroomerites who can keep an eye out?

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Where you get this info from :strokebeard:


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: whattheheck]
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Someone posted here on the shroomery about it a few days ago. Let me dig around for the article. Its all over though, google it or look it up on youtube. The Federation of Light made a statement about it.

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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The latest "Star Trek" cult.  I think they call themselves the federation of light or some shit like that.

These guys piss me off cuz they discredit the reality of ET.

ETs are very real but these cults coming out with shit like this sure isn't helping anyone believe or understand the true nature of ETs visiting earth. 

They are monitoring us.  They study us the same way we study monkeys.

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Ego Death]
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Ego Death said:
The latest "Star Trek" cult.  I think they call themselves the federation of light or some shit like that.

These guys piss me off cuz they discredit the reality of ET.

ETs are very real but these cults coming out with shit like this sure isn't helping anyone believe or understand the true nature of ETs visiting earth. 

They are monitoring us.  They study us the same way we study monkeys.



Agreed. I think they have laws that clearly state they arent allowed to interact with us other than strictly as observers. I think they do track us with tags like we do wild animals, implanting small devices under our skin, but thats the most contact any human has ever had with them.

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Ego Death]
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Ego Death said:
They are monitoring us.  They study us the same way we study monkeys.



then we need to make some massive shit slinging devices! we need to amuse the ETs like monkeys entertain us.

:shitstorm:


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: hamandcheese]
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hamandcheese said:
Ego Death said:
They are monitoring us.  They study us the same way we study monkeys.



then we need to make some massive shit slinging devices! we need to amuse the ETs like monkeys entertain us.

:shitstorm:



Earth's best defenses are just that to them...shit slinging devices. They can neautralize anything we throw at them in a millisecond.

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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maybe so. i still think we need to get working on a scatom bomb and  crapatapult.

if you can't beat 'em throw yer poop at 'em.


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: hamandcheese]
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I had sex with a fat ugly chick the other night whilst drunk... I wonder if I would have sex with a graylien while drunk. I bet I would. I'm gross. I hope the aliens give me an anal probe I think I am in need of one.  :shemalegremlin:


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: DreaminDust]
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Hmmmm...


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: whattheheck]
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I always wondered what would happen if I saw an alien while drunk. I thought about it the other night and imagine itd go something like this "...aw fuck...." *deep sigh* "here we go then"

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: whattheheck]
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whattheheck said:
Where you get this info from :strokebeard:



I'm just over the state line from Alabama and one of the radio
stations I pick up is out of birmingham, they've been talking
about it for over a month now, it's been a running joke for them
regardless of whom calls in or whom they call, someone is always
asked about the aliens

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Im going to go cover myself in poo, so when they start taking people they wont want to take me!


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Ego Death]
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Ego Death said:
They study us the same way we study monkeys.



that explains the choice of hanging out over alabama :smirk:

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Kada]
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Kada said:
Im going to go cover myself in poo, so when they start taking people they wont want to take me!



how do you know they arent scat lovers, you could be the first

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Prisoner#1]
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When in doubt, what would Bill Hicks say

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Edited by FSBlueApocalypse (10/14/08 09:43 AM)

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Prisoner#1]
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aliens are the only thing i have nightmares about pretty much.

i always try hysterical crying and asking jesus for help.


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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I've been following this fiasco for a few months.  So I'll enlighten those who don't know the score.

A woman going by the name Blossom Goodchild, is from the UK I believe, but now lives in Australia.  She claims to be a direct voice channeler for the "Federation of Light."

A few months back she released a YouTube video that was all text and not much else, about how she received this message of an Oct 14th appearance, but then didn't want to post it right away.  She ended up posting it because she felt it was important.

In the message a huge ship was supposed to be seen in Earth's skies, and would stay for 3 days.  And that there would be no landing, no meeting, nada.

So anyway, a few months later, and here we are.  It's Oct 14.  And nada it is.  I never fell for this stuff, but sooooo many other people did.  All we are waiting on now is her response (excuse?) why they didn't show up.  lol

There are literally TONS of discussion about this at my favorite tin-hat conspiracy forum, ATS.  There are currently 174 pages of posts just on one topic alone regarding today.

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Re: Alright, the aliens are coming today, be on your best behavior [Re: Ceara]
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I have nightmares of aliens. I watched that movie signs and almost crapped my pants. I was so scared i couldn't move.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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