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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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Forget charging the cow rent, just sell the exclusive rights to the story.  You'd have a bidding war between all the major newspapers & magazines & end up with a small fortune.  :smile:

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: Veritas]
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Veritas said:
Forget charging the cow rent, just sell the exclusive rights to the story.  You'd have a bidding war between all the major newspapers & magazines & end up with a small fortune.  :smile:



:ooo: I am so glad we have you to inject a bit of logic into our lives.

You are my heroine. 

I so look up to you. :love:

:lol:


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deCypher]
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I kill those motherfuckers. Theyre pure evil.


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The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else! ~Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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figmentfragment said:
They particularly enjoy flying into your head.



ever have a flying chipmunk swoop down and land on your face? :rotfl:

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:
i eat beef but i don't kill cows when not needed.



What if the cow built a 15 foot web and hung out in the corner of your bedroom near the ceiling?



then i would kill it and eat it.  it would get a nice hefty shot of ketamine first, though.

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deranger]
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I let them live - spiders inspire a little shiver once in a while, but I find them mightily awesome.

Though one time...my brother and I scooped up a particularly large spider into a plastic container. We then went down to his basement and found an equally large centipede to pit against our little arachnid friend ahah.

Two hours later, after a whole lot of nothing, the centipede caught the spider and stabbed it with its scorpion-like stinger. It devoured the entire fucking thing, bit by juicy bit, and only the legs remained by the end. It was an intense 'battle' lol.

Sounds pretty sadistic o_O

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deranger]
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Spiders can be quite tasty. Often I catch them and sautee them in butter with sirloin tips.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: junkyardgod]
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We had these beetles where I grow up, the cree word is wayakeskomanicos, they were very large beetles with large mandibles, and they make a hissing sound when threatened.

You can make them fight eachother and they end up cutting off each others legs, mandibles, and eventually one will bite off the head off another. Violent and territorial little insects.

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deCypher]
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I'm arachnaphobic so I just run.

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Reason for deletion: Duplicate post



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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deCypher]
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Yeah, I really just don't like spiders in general.  I know they're harmless if they're not biting me, but something about them is just creepy.



Snakes, on the other hand... love 'em.


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deCypher]
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Here's one for all you 'phobes out there.


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: Sleepwalker]
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I let the spiders in my house live.

They eat all the other little crawlies we don't want around!

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deranger]
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No. We don't have chipmunks in NZ :sad:

I want a chipmunk!!!!!!!

Hey, they really do sing right?


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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When I lived in Colorado, there was a little park in the mountains that sold bags of peanuts, and the chipmunks would come right up and eat them out of your hands. :headbang:

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: Sleepwalker]
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We are talking about spider chipmunks right?

Otherwise this would just be blatant thread derailing. :hehehe:


aaaaawww they eat the peanuts!!! sooo cute.

(the spider chipmunks that is)


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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See???

This is what we are talking about.

(I can't believe I found that picture...I heart google)


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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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figmentfragment said:


See???

This is what we are talking about.

(I can't believe I found that picture...I heart google)



Neat!

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: figmentfragment]
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figmentfragment said:
Hey, they really do sing right?



dunno, but my bro shot one once and it oozed out green stuff :shrug:

he didn't eat it :nonono:

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Re: when you find a spider in your house... [Re: deranger]
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SyntheticMInd said:
figmentfragment said:
Hey, they really do sing right?



dunno, but my bro shot one once and it oozed out green stuff :shrug:

he didn't eat it :nonono:



he didn't eat it??? What a waste.



hey...I'm not suggesting anything here...

:hehehe:


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