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my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!!
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I had a 15 min walk to the bus stop today so i figure id try and flag down a lift since i was a bit tipsy and dind't want to walk.  I notice a nice looking suv slowing down... the old guy driving it looks at me for some odd reason, i had thought at the time that he must have thought i commited a crime because i was walking from a very high end hood with shabby cloathes and a backpack...  so anyways, he pulls a uturn and comes around to me again so i put my thumb up and end up getting a lift.  After 5 min he drops me off at the bus stop and he mentions " so...  are you into stuff?"  i responded "in to what??"  he says.. "are you into guys?"  like i said... i was a bit tipsy and didn't really understand, i pause, thinking he was asking for drugs or asking if i had just done some or iono...  then i ask again "into guys?"    ding!!  i finally got it :lol:  i just laughed, said no and hoped out quick.


20 seconds after he drives off i regreted my decision to leave so quickly...  im not gay but he was driving a freakin sweet ride and probably had a wad of cash ready to hand out...  i am wondering how much cash i could have made if i had just stayed in the car:smirk:  ahh well, i might not be rich but i still have my dignity


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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: lexmark]
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lexmark said:ahh well, i might not be rich but i still have my dignity


And an intact... never mind.


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: lexmark]
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why don't you just work hard and be rich like me so you won't have to hitchhike


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: aDoS]
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your not going to get any cash unless you do something,  :blowme:

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: lexmark]
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i hear public parks are good places to pick up some strange butt........


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If you always do what you always did you always get what you always got.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: lexmark]
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What, were you gonna see how much he'd pay you to blow him or something?

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: Gumby]
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...and then stab him in the belly when he pulled out his wallet!

Credit card shopping spree at walmart!


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: circularvortex]
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do you follow the book?:smirk:

man that would have made my day


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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: circularvortex]
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Walmart? Really?

If you had a bunch of stolen credit cards you'd go to walmart? Your criminal aspirations are a little low. :lol:

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: Gumby]
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"and hoped out quick."
"i might not be rich but i still have my dignity"
You seem a bit insecure, if he really wanted you he would have raped you and killed you proper in a nice private plane with lots of hooks and vibrating purple...oh, getting off track.
I wouldn't be surprised if many stoppers would want payment for their services like that; meaning I doubt you would get cash, just a ride. I mean, you gotta be a little off to grab a hitchhiker anyway. Doing a strainger isn't good anyway, too much stuff floating around(herpies, syph, aida, uggoes, old farts, etc.) Sounds like he had the old farts.
So, you planning on hitching more then that, for fun?


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Fight for a large loving government that can take care of its people, kill our criminals, and preform the huge industrial tasks our corporate overlords refuse(wanna greenwash me some more Exon?)

Not this weak travesty that let millions starve and sucks corporate cock while failing at every turn.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: Gumby]
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If I had stolen credit cards I would use them for a day and then ditch em.  Walmart is a good one stop shop for lots of stuff...video games, TVs, furniture, appliances, etc etc.

I would probably go somewhere else afterward, but I would definitely spend some time there.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: circularvortex]
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if I had stolen credit cards I wouldnt do any thing with them except for burning them

but then again im nice


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: fee]
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It's nice to stab someone and steal their wallet, but not ok to use the cards?


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: circularvortex]
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no stabbing is bad also


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: circularvortex]
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Around here dummies get busted all the time using stolen credit cards. Shopping at big box stores with stolen cards will get your face on video, then the news, then on a mug shot.

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Re: my first hitch hike... and i get hit on by a queer!!! [Re: lexmark]
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He probably just wanted you to pee in a jar.


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“The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.”  -- Rudiger Dornbusch

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