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These yogurt pretzels...
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Taste kinda like plastic. How the hell did they manage to fuck up my yogurt pretzels? They're supposed to be delicious and these are not. Damn you, yogurt pretzel making people! :crankey:

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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maybe they're spoiled? :shrug:

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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I love yogurt and I love pretzels...but yogurt pretzels?  What are these things???


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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Blasphemers!
Now I want some yogurt pretzels. I'm going to the store to get one thing, yogurt pretzels.


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: SvampViking]
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SvampViking said:
I love yogurt and I love pretzels...but yogurt pretzels?  What are these things???


Motherfuckingdelicious


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: SvampViking]
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SvampViking said:
I love yogurt and I love pretzels...but yogurt pretzels?  What are these things???


Yah! Pretzels covered in hard yogurt! They rock, usually, unless you get a bad batch apparently.

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: robbyberto]
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they dont sound very good

not to sound wetardded
if theres yogurt do they need refrigeration?


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: freeDOOM]
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No, it's "yogurt".

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
Yah! Pretzels covered in hard yogurt! They rock, usually, unless you get a bad batch apparently.


ooohh

my bad
ive seen those before


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: freeDOOM]
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they have always tasted like plastic to me :shrug:

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: CptnGarden]
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"yogurt" and other foods with dubious quotation marks generally tend to taste like plastic.. damn junk food.

"simulated yogurt food product"

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Brugman]
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Yogurt makes me sick, so i can't eat it unless I want to be sick...


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: imagine]
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How would yogurt pretzels spoil?

Ah ha! I just noticed that they have a label that says "Quality Assured, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." Now if only I cared enough to take them back to the store. I don't think I could ever be that big of a douchebag.

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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That's why they put stuff like that on the bag, cuz they can promise anything they want, and they know no one will waste time returning the crap.

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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...are making me yogurt thirsty!


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Brugman]
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If I were in an area where I didn't know anyone, I'd be a douchebag and take them back. Can't do that in my hometown, that would just be stupid. Cinnamon pretzels ftw though.


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: thekwazz]
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Cinnamon pretzels? Never had those....

I like the big doughy pretzels, with nacho cheese dipping sauce. I always get one whenever I go to the stadium/arena for a sporting event. Delicious!

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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Brugman]
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Yeah those are the ones I'm talking about actually. They have them in garlic, cinnamon, original and a few more I can't think of right now. Get them at the mall around here.


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
How the hell did they manage to fuck up my yogurt pretzels?



reformulation, now instead of wax flavored simulated yougurt
flavored pretzels they've had to move to plastics, plastics
cheap to manufacture where as the wax keeps skyrocketing in
price, you'll probably never get another waxy pretzel again


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Re: These yogurt pretzels... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
...are making me yogurt thirsty!


Anybody?


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-Erik Davis

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