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InvisibleJiggleThaHandle
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my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies
    #5768982 - 06/19/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
    #5768991 - 06/19/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you should fuck her .. maybe she'll be nicer then.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769037 - 06/19/06 06:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe lick the pink taco?  like this  :crazy2:


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769053 - 06/19/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, i wish i had someone to lick mine. :frown:

i need to get laid.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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InvisiblePat Bateman, VP
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
    #5769064 - 06/19/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

JiggleThaHandle said:
Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)



is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?

cuz that would be tasty


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769071 - 06/19/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well i charge 5 bucks a minute.  :crazy2:


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769076 - 06/19/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i'm broke.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769089 - 06/19/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

OK well i don't mind the barter system either.


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769093 - 06/19/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769124 - 06/19/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

sweet!

what did you have in mind?


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769146 - 06/19/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well you get this :crazy2: to start for what ever you have at hand.  Like a picture or a watch or a pair of shoes.

You get :crazy2: and the :penor:  for hmmm well what do you have to give?  What do you feel is wurth the :crazy2: & the :penor:


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769164 - 06/19/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i can cook really good food.


and i've got some great pot right now. :laugh:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769178 - 06/19/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like you are asking me on a date?!?!


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5769207 - 06/19/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
Quote:

JiggleThaHandle said:
Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)



is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?

cuz that would be tasty




:yesnod:

I was wondering what they are stuffed with also.


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769221 - 06/19/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hah, hardly.



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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769227 - 06/19/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:oogle: :sad:

better luck next time

But that nug sure does look tastey


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5769229 - 06/19/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh, it is.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5769243 - 06/19/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That bud does look delicious. Stop teasing us. :drooling:


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InvisibleJiggleThaHandle
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5769443 - 06/19/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
Quote:

JiggleThaHandle said:
Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)



is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?

cuz that would be tasty




Yep, several kinds, and pimentos and such. Killer shit.
As for sex, I gave it to her good last night AND this morning.. I fed the horses, chickens, and all our critters and that cooled her down a bit..


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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
    #5769454 - 06/19/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

We're gonna need that recipe.


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InvisibleJiggleThaHandle
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Redstorm]
    #5769487 - 06/19/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I should know it, I've seen her make 'em a hundred times.. I'm on it..


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