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JiggleThaHandle
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my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies
#5768982 - 06/19/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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you should fuck her .. maybe she'll be nicer then.
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769037 - 06/19/06 06:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe lick the pink taco? like this
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Acidic_Sloth
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yeah, i wish i had someone to lick mine. 
i need to get laid.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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JiggleThaHandle said: Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)
is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?
cuz that would be tasty
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769071 - 06/19/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well i charge 5 bucks a minute.
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Acidic_Sloth
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i'm broke.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769089 - 06/19/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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OK well i don't mind the barter system either.
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domite
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Acidic_Sloth
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sweet!
what did you have in mind?
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769146 - 06/19/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well you get this to start for what ever you have at hand. Like a picture or a watch or a pair of shoes.
You get and the :penor: for hmmm well what do you have to give? What do you feel is wurth the & the :penor:
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Acidic_Sloth
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i can cook really good food.
and i've got some great pot right now.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769178 - 06/19/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like you are asking me on a date?!?!
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THE KRAT BARON
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I le magnifique said:
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JiggleThaHandle said: Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)
is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?
cuz that would be tasty

I was wondering what they are stuffed with also.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Acidic_Sloth
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hah, hardly.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769227 - 06/19/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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better luck next time
But that nug sure does look tastey
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Acidic_Sloth
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oh, it is.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5769243 - 06/19/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That bud does look delicious. Stop teasing us.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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JiggleThaHandle
LITTLE DOO-DADS FROM THA WOODS

Registered: 11/06/03
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I le magnifique said:
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JiggleThaHandle said: Mother-fucking rock!!!!!!!!! I tried to get the recipe for y'all, but she's being a bitch. She sure can cook though!! (She is on some lame-ass diet. It is working really well on the weight front, but the more weight she loses, the bitchier she gets. Jonesin'..)
is it like a pretzel stuff with cheese or something?
cuz that would be tasty
Yep, several kinds, and pimentos and such. Killer shit. As for sex, I gave it to her good last night AND this morning.. I fed the horses, chickens, and all our critters and that cooled her down a bit..
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Redstorm
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We're gonna need that recipe.
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JiggleThaHandle
LITTLE DOO-DADS FROM THA WOODS

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Re: my wife's stuffed pretzel thingies [Re: Redstorm]
#5769487 - 06/19/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I should know it, I've seen her make 'em a hundred times.. I'm on it..
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