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Crackheads, LOL.
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So I'm lying in bed about to fall asleep when I hear "Fuck, OMG, FUCK!" come from the street.

I look out the window and there is some black crackhead on his hands and knees IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET looking for something.  Picking up all the rocks and then throwing them and screaming the whole time.  A minute later he gets up and BOOKS it down the street yelling some guys name.

Now, he just showed back up with a friend of his and they had this entire conversation right below my window.  I guess the first guy had gone to buy crack for them both and was going back to smoke with the second crackhead.  But he was walking through the intersection and DROPPED THE CRACK somewhere.  They're both looking all over for it and the second crackhead is thinking the first one just smoke it and is trying to jive him.

I think they're probably going to fight.  He's like "Just gimme my motherfuckin' money!"

And the other guy is trying to get him to look for it, but the second guy doesn't believe it's lost and won't really help him find it.

Haha, this is so hilarious.

After they leave I'm going to go out and find it.  It's probably in plain sight, but they're crackheads so, you know...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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somebody is going to get killed:macdre:


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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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crackheads are :cuckoo:

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
They're both looking all over for it and the second crackhead is thinking the first one just smoke it and is trying to jive him.


Jive turkey.

You gonna smoke it when you find it?


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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
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Does one of them look like Carlos Zambrano by chance? Maybe this is why he skipped his MRI :crankey:

Sounds like you live in a real interesting area MTT.


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: whattheheck]
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Hahahaha, just get out there and find it for yourself :awesome:


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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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:lol:

So, what happened? You found it and smoked it, didn't ya?:ooo:


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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: blissedout]
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I so imagined that whole scenario go down :smirk:
You and your crackhead stories :lol:


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"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
After they leave I'm going to go out and find it.


Actually, the first dude probably actually DID smoke it. :lol:

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Brugman]
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I don't think so because he was alone the first time and was frantically searching around the street.  When a car would come by he would run to the curb and stand there going "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" until the car went by, then he would go lie int he middle of the street again and search for it.

He didn't run and get the other crackhead until he had searched for awhile...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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He's so strung out that his yearning for more crack turned into a self-delusion of dropping the crack somewhere. :wink:

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Re: Crackheads, LOL. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I can picture this entire scenario!


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