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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: rick0909]
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rick0909 said:
themange said:
i had no clue anyone was actually dumb enough to think this is real.

i thought it was just a big joke that everyone was in on.

:ilold:



I thought it was a joke but wasn't sure.  If I had known exactly what it was I would definitely consider it a joke.



no its real

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: rick0909]
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I considered it plausible...sick as it is:piss:


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: rick0909]
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Everybody thinks they're too good for jenkem.

I suppose it's not in short supply, so saying more for me doesn't really mean much.

Freakin' drug snobs thinking they're too classy to huff a little of the jenk-juice :nonono:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: MarioTrip]
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MarioTrip said:
I considered it plausible...sick as it is:piss:



do it then

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: MarioTrip]
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For real, give it a try!

What have you got to lose?

Make sure you write a report about your experience, too.  The internet needs more information on jenkem and its uses.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: circularvortex]
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a trip report would be great

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: themange]
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damn had a good jenkem batch but i left it alone for too long and some asshole flushed it:crankey:

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Konyap]
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mario, go shit and piss in a milk jug then put a ballon over the top.  go sit it outside and let it ferment in the hot sun for a day or two.  then remove the expanded balloon and inhale contents like a whippit.  make sure you inhale it deep and hold it in till you feel the effects.

:smilingpuppy:

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Konyap]
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its not real, it wont do anything
http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3113

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Sage.Phish]
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Sage.Phish said:
its not real, it wont do anything
http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3113



oh now there you go spoiling all the fun.

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: norml840]
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:angrykidface:

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Sage.Phish]
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Quote:
The origination of the story was several reports about kids in Zambia inhaling the gasses put off by human waste as an alternative to sniffing glue. We have no knowledge about the accuracy of these reports, but it's certainly possible the kids in Zambia thought it would be funny to make up a story for adult aid workers that they were inhaling sewer gas to get high. And while it is potentially believable that folks in the slums of Africa might resort to such a thing, it stretches the bounds of credulity to believe, without solid documentation, that this is done in the U.S.



It's definitely a joke in the developed world, but I don't know of any definitive answer as to whether it was a joke in Zambia as well.  It's certainly possible fermented shit fumes get you high.

Someone needs to try it and settle this once and for all.

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: themange]
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I'm sure that this has been legitly done in third world countries; I'm just not sure as to whether you'd get any potent effects out of it.  And there appears to be an actual forum dedicated to jenk users, although I can't tell whether it's a superbly crafted troll board or if people actually do it. (Probably a mixture of both :P)

http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

:angrykidface: . . . "Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: deCypher]
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420chan link means it's true.

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: themange]
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'cuz LOLcat said so.


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: deCypher]
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even if jenkem were true and it did get you high, who in their right mind would actually do such a thing? thats addiction and desperation on a whole new level, not to mention extremely unhealthy.


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: highdroponics]
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How can it be addiction if you're trying it for the first time?

Come on, someone's gotta man up and try this :glittershitz:

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Entropymancer]
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I'm plotting my next internet rumor phenomenon as we speak :evil:

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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Ego Death]
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No, it's seriously real.  A friend told me kids in Africa are hooked on the shit.  Th warlords make em huff jenk, then they give em an AK, and fight.  Lil' fuckers are so screwed up on the jenk and coke, they don't know they're getting shot at.


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Re: Want to make some jenkem [Re: Minstrel]
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I like how an amazon ad for Phish CDs comes up in the Jenkem thread...


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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