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jenkem legality?
#7605230 - 11/06/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are there any laws against jenkem yet? I've got about a 100 gallons worth mixed up and was going to start selling jenkem balloons to the neighborhood kids, as long as it was legal of course.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605237 - 11/06/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure Jenkem isn't real, and if it is, then fuck that.
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Oh it is most definitely real... it sounds disgusting but the visuals are fucking insane puts DMT to shame.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605259 - 11/06/07 11:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahaha Gold, my friend! You're gonna make a 'shit' load of money!
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605260 - 11/06/07 11:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck I hope keeping fecal matter in a jar is legal.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605271 - 11/06/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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disturbed said: Oh it is most definitely real... it sounds disgusting but the visuals are fucking insane puts DMT to shame.
i don't care if huffing shit fumes let's you see god - that's so fucking low brow and disgusting i wouldn't even consider it.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605279 - 11/06/07 11:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dont think it is real, how would you get the fumes in the balloon to begin with?
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7605298 - 11/06/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: I dont think it is real, how would you get the fumes in the balloon to begin with?
Fairly easy I'd thing. Pretty similar to the way you can make hydrogen balloons.
Take a 2 liter bottle with a mixture of water/foil/lye and put a balloon over top and it fills with hydrogen gas.
I'm thinking I'm going to have to put the jenkem mixture in a blender to be able to fit it into a 2 liter bottle or a milk jug so that a balloon can fit over the mouth.
You guys shouldn't knock it till you've tried it though not only is it an amazing high, but the gas has a surprisingly sweet taste.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605318 - 11/06/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jenkem is a class A drug.
The sentence is between 5-25 years.
Without parole,
Also 30 lashings.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: budmanman]
#7605442 - 11/07/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The day when it is illegal to sniff your own shit will be the day I...well nevermind, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Kamin]
#7605462 - 11/07/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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its already illegal to light a plant on fire and inhale it. (weed) its also illegal to eat stuff off of horse shit. (mushrooms)soon it'll be illegal to put your mouth over someones asshole and inhale as that person fart. (jenkem)then it'll be illegal to eat boogers.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605515 - 11/07/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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we've been selling pure pharmaceutical grade jenkem for years now.... . all this attention cannot be good for our business
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605520 - 11/07/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya, I don't care what it does that's just fucked up.
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you just haven't experienced the wonderful world of Jenkem pyshcedelia to know better. not your fault.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Merkin]
#7605542 - 11/07/07 02:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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bright side: easy to smuggle precursors into jail
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Mitchnast]
#7605588 - 11/07/07 03:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: deXtrous]
#7605707 - 11/07/07 06:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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That is if you think smelling shit is dark.
We need to think of EVERY possible way to get high(er). That is a goal of humanity, and the goal of goals.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7605717 - 11/07/07 06:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: I dont think it is real, how would you get the fumes in the balloon to begin with?
The fumes rises natuarly, you just put the ballon over the bottle and set it out in the sun.
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lol i cant wait till i see a video of somebody trying jenkem for the first time.
all i know is that i passed out convulsed on the ground while projectile vomiting, when i woke up everything was just so beautifully colored with patterns and flowing psychedelic patterns that having the smell of shit embedded in my nostrils was worth it.
i shoulda filmed this shit...fuck
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7605794 - 11/07/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#7605798 - 11/07/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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there has to be at least one person who has actually tried it but is too embarassed with himself to admit it.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
#7605805 - 11/07/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, let's further our evolution by huffing our own shit.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#7605865 - 11/07/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.
you should be bannned.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
#7605879 - 11/07/07 08:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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pong said: there has to be at least one person who has actually tried it but is too embarassed with himself to admit it.
it would not surprise me if at least one person on the shroomery has tried it.
there is no way i could stomach that. sometimes my own farts make me want to run out of the room. shit is bad enough, much less FERMENTED shit...... makes me want to gag just thinking about it. but hey, to anyone who can stomach it and enjoys it, more power to them. i know people who cant eat mushrooms because of the taste and texture, i guess you just have to pick your flavors.....
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7605914 - 11/07/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mmmmm mmmmm mmm. flavors of shit.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Merkin]
#7605961 - 11/07/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Merkin said:
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Kid_Orgo said: We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.
you should be bannned.
I second that.
Seriously you guys need to get off you high horse. Jenkem is one of the most deeply religious and introspective experiences you can have. Nothing is more fullfilling than tripping off something your own body created. I'm getting sick of people that smoke crack, and shoot herion telling me that there's no way they'd do jenkem. Seriously the gas has a kind of sweet underlying flavor.
So if you haven't tried it STFU
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7608691 - 11/07/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whether jenkem is legal or not, if you sell that to kids you are a scumbag. If you like jenkem, that's your choice. Just keep it to yourself. That stuff has got to be dangerous.
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jonathan_206 said: Whether jenkem is legal or not, if you sell that to kids you are a scumbag. If you like jenkem, that's your choice. Just keep it to yourself. That stuff has got to be dangerous.
You shouldn't comment on things you know nothing about. Jenkem has been thoroughly tested and causes very minimal if any damage.
Anyway I have a strict ID checking policy so that no minors can get anything bigger than a 6" balloon just to get threshold effects. People are going to be doing jenkem either way and it can be very dangerous if the proportions of shit and piss aren't mixed correctly so actually fell better knowing I'm giving someone a safe quality product.
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I finally looked at it more carefully, I believe it now..i dont think inhaling anything that makes you see dead people is good for the brain, many dead brain cells, just like sniffing glue.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7608897 - 11/07/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you should be hawking that shit on panic tour. The minors and hillbillies would go nuts.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#7608909 - 11/07/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i think you would make more money taking bets that you wont do jenkem then do it like a massive balloon. then smear shit on your body for shits and giggles
jenkem FTL
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#7608911 - 11/07/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey the homeless alcoholics/drug addicts would love it too..
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
#7608935 - 11/07/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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pong said: i think you would make more money taking bets that you wont do jenkem then do it like a massive balloon. then smear shit on your body for shits and giggles
jenkem FTL
I think it would be pretty funny to tip someones jenkem bottle upsidedown with the balloon on it while it was fermenting so when they went to inhale they got a mouth full of fecal juice.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7608980 - 11/07/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What happend to huffing paint and scotchguard, I never did it but..why huff shit? "got jenkem?" *shows a picture of a kid with shit on his lips*
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7609006 - 11/07/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because, it's good shit.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Brainiac]
#7609087 - 11/07/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wow its fucking hilarious that there's > 300 views of this. I think theres more than a couple jenkem abusers lurking
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7609110 - 11/07/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The popularity of the subject of jenkem is perhaps the biggest indicator of the imminent doom that looms over the civilized word as we know it.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7609126 - 11/07/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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There is a jenkem icon now...OMFG!
Edited by Skunk420 (11/07/07 10:12 PM)
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7609341 - 11/07/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: There is a jenkem icon now...OMFG!
Haha I have to give credit where credit is due on that one Phumfeinz created it in OTD. Its not a proper smiley yet, but its got my vote for
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7609359 - 11/07/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Phumfeinz is a douchebag. wait.. can you get high off of a douche bag full of pussy fluid?
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7609379 - 11/07/07 11:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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phummys awesome.
and yea you could prolly get high off of that too
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Yarry]
#7609391 - 11/07/07 11:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yea whatever, the fucker gave me a shitty rating for no clear reason..
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Yarry]
#7609398 - 11/07/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ythan is already getting to work on jenkemery.org to join growery.org
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7609400 - 11/07/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: yea whatever, the fucker gave me a shitty rating for no clear reason..
Sorry to hear it, i still think hes a decent dude though.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Yarry]
#7609406 - 11/07/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i dont know nothing about him, and he does not know me at all..but i get a shitty rating anyway..
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7609482 - 11/07/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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disturbed said:
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Merkin said:
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Kid_Orgo said: We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.
you should be bannned.
I second that.
Seriously you guys need to get off you high horse. Jenkem is one of the most deeply religious and introspective experiences you can have. Nothing is more fullfilling than tripping off something your own body created. I'm getting sick of people that smoke crack, and shoot herion telling me that there's no way they'd do jenkem. Seriously the gas has a kind of sweet underlying flavor.
So if you haven't tried it STFU
Honestly, it was funny, until you took it this far.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
#7610184 - 11/08/07 08:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: Phumfeinz is a douchebag. wait.. can you get high off of a douche bag full of pussy fluid?
Come suck mine and find out.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: kake]
#7610350 - 11/08/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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kake said:
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disturbed said:
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Merkin said:
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Kid_Orgo said: We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.
you should be bannned.
I second that.
Seriously you guys need to get off you high horse. Jenkem is one of the most deeply religious and introspective experiences you can have. Nothing is more fullfilling than tripping off something your own body created. I'm getting sick of people that smoke crack, and shoot herion telling me that there's no way they'd do jenkem. Seriously the gas has a kind of sweet underlying flavor.
So if you haven't tried it STFU
Honestly, it was funny, until you took it this far.
There is ABSOLUTELY nothing funny about jenkem.... I'm gonna have to send darnell out to straighten you out with his jenkem awareness campaign.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7671612 - 11/23/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bump. 
I loopholes.
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Quarryman]
#7671618 - 11/23/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
#7671622 - 11/23/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: Just for the record...there are no loopholes.
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