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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7605798 - 11/07/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

there has to be at least one person who has actually tried it but is too embarassed with himself to admit it.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
    #7605805 - 11/07/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, let's further our evolution by huffing our own shit. :crazy2:


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7605865 - 11/07/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.




you should be bannned.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
    #7605879 - 11/07/07 08:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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pong said:
there has to be at least one person who has actually tried it but is too embarassed with himself to admit it.




it would not surprise me if at least one person on the shroomery has tried it.

there is no way i could stomach that. sometimes my own farts make me want to run out of the room. shit is bad enough, much less FERMENTED shit...... makes me want to gag just thinking about it. but hey, to anyone who can stomach it and enjoys it, more power to them. i know people who cant eat mushrooms because of the taste and texture, i guess you just have to pick your flavors.....


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7605914 - 11/07/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mmmmm mmmmm mmm. flavors of shit.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Merkin]
    #7605961 - 11/07/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Kid_Orgo said:
We need a ban on the discussion of Jenkum. This is just not funny.




you should be bannned.




I second that.

Seriously you guys need to get off you high horse. Jenkem is one of the most deeply religious and introspective experiences you can have. Nothing is more fullfilling than tripping off something your own body created. I'm getting sick of people that smoke crack, and shoot herion telling me that there's no way they'd do jenkem. Seriously the gas has a kind of sweet underlying flavor.

So if you haven't tried it STFU :crankey:


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7608691 - 11/07/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Whether jenkem is legal or not, if you sell that to kids you are a scumbag. If you like jenkem, that's your choice. Just keep it to yourself. That stuff has got to be dangerous.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
    #7608761 - 11/07/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Whether jenkem is legal or not, if you sell that to kids you are a scumbag. If you like jenkem, that's your choice. Just keep it to yourself. That stuff has got to be dangerous.




You shouldn't comment on things you know nothing about. Jenkem has been thoroughly tested and causes very minimal if any damage.

Anyway I have a strict ID checking policy so that no minors can get anything bigger than a 6" balloon just to get threshold effects. People are going to be doing jenkem either way and it can be very dangerous if the proportions of shit and piss aren't mixed correctly so actually fell better knowing I'm giving someone a safe quality product.

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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7608811 - 11/07/07 08:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I finally looked at it more carefully, I believe it now..i dont think inhaling anything that makes you see dead people is good for the brain, many dead brain cells, just like sniffing glue.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7608897 - 11/07/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you should be hawking that shit on panic tour. The minors and hillbillies would go nuts.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #7608909 - 11/07/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think you would make more money taking bets that you wont do jenkem then do it like a massive balloon. then smear shit on your body for shits and giggles

jenkem FTL


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #7608911 - 11/07/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hey the homeless alcoholics/drug addicts would love it too..


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: pong]
    #7608935 - 11/07/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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pong said:
i think you would make more money taking bets that you wont do jenkem then do it like a massive balloon. then smear shit on your body for shits and giggles

jenkem FTL




I think it would be pretty funny to tip someones jenkem bottle upsidedown with the balloon on it while it was fermenting so when they went to inhale they got a mouth full of fecal juice.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7608980 - 11/07/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What happend to huffing paint and scotchguard, I never did it but..why huff shit? "got jenkem?" *shows a picture of a kid with shit on his lips*


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7609006 - 11/07/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Because, it's good shit. :wink:


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Brainiac]
    #7609087 - 11/07/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)




Wow its fucking hilarious that there's > 300 views of this. I think theres more than a couple jenkem abusers lurking


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7609110 - 11/07/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The popularity of the subject of jenkem is perhaps the biggest indicator of the imminent doom that looms over the civilized word as we know it.


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7609126 - 11/07/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

There is a jenkem icon now...OMFG! :lol:


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7609341 - 11/07/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Skunk420 said:
There is a jenkem icon now...OMFG! :lol:




Haha I have to give credit where credit is due on that one Phumfeinz created it in OTD. Its not a proper smiley yet, but its got my vote for :jenkem:


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Re: jenkem legality? [Re: disturbed]
    #7609359 - 11/07/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Phumfeinz is a douchebag. wait.. can you get high off of a douche bag full of pussy fluid?


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