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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: uber_aj]
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i'm just echoing the words of the immortal shroomery hero that actually did that.


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: truekimbo2]
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truekimbo2 said:
i'm just echoing the words of the immortal shroomery hero that actually did that.


It's a common sexual activity...

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: Phallus]
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yeah, but he did it to a passed out woman friend of his that had taken too much heroin.


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: truekimbo2]
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yeah i remember that thread. i had to re-read that post several times, just to make sure i really read that.


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: uber_aj]
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i completely ignored it till noticed other people repeating it, then i was like

wait, that shit is really really funny.

imagining some super thin fucked up girl laying on the floor barely breathing and a paranoid as fucked junkie like "oh shit what do i do she's dying" and then running the the freezer and getting out the ice cubes and sticking them into her...

the act is less funnier than the panic he must have felt to do that.


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: truekimbo2]
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I think that removes it from the "sexual activity" category, into the "lulz"

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: notapillow]
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notapillow said:
buying her shiny things is only distracting her for your obvious shittyness


talk to her

make her somthing

buying her shit she dosent need when your broke is not gonna help




also yeah

the wang


Well, the reason I wanted to buy her something nice is because I've been selfish lately blowing my money on gettin fucked up.

I haven't drank for a couple days now after drinking almost every day for a while.  If alcohol is going to make me act like that then whats the point?

And I kind of like the idea of putting an ice cube in her ass and pussy.

But we made up, I wrote her a poem that made her cry. I know it was cheezy writing a poem, made me feel like I was in high-school again, but she loved it even though it was all cheezy and shit.

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: lil_demented]
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:smile2: :thumbup:


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: lil_demented]
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Will you share the poem with us?


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: geokills]
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geokills said:
Will you share the poem with us?



I know it’s not much, but this is for all the shit I’ve put you through.
You are the most wonderful girl to ever enter my life.
You are caring, compassionate, patient and loving.
You have a great sense of humor and you even think that I’m funny
And on top of all that you are almost always horny.
I feel like there is no way for me to let you know,
How sorry I am that I hurt you so.
I don’t know why I said the things I said to you
And I wish you could somehow forget too.
But I know that’s not possible so, instead I want to say,
Don’t take it seriously, for I was retarded that day,
I had crumpled up my brain and I threw it away.

I think you’re beautiful, your sexy, your sweet, and I love it….
When you suck on my feet
I though your kids bothered me and made me so cranky,
I though I couldn’t stand them but I was just faking
Since it’s been so long, I can’t help but think, what’s up with Landon?  Is he starting to speak? 
Does Charla still want her juice in a cup on the rush?
Does Alexia still wine when she doesn’t get to wear blush?
Do you still turn red; when you’re fed up with children?
I miss all these moments; I took them for granted.

I think back to my childhood and review how I acted,
And I was the same as those kids I rejected.
I miss them so bad, and you just the same, damn, I really suck as this rhyming game.
I won’t push you, or prod you or start to cry….
But I need you back, just like the sun needs the sky.


Cheezy huh?
I never noticed how much she hated my drinking.  I have drank a few times since the incident, but not around her or her kids at all. She can't get enough of me at the moment, and I feel I love her more than before we split up for 2 weeks.  The time apart did us good, I think we needed it even though it wasn't planned or pleasant.

I always do that too. I take stuff for granted.  I never realize how much I love what I have until its gone.

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: lil_demented]
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Congratulations on winnin' her back. :yesnod:
Happy to hear that you're both happy again!


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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: geokills]
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Did you show her your wang?

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: themange]
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themange said:
Did you show her your wang?


Yup! AND I put my :thumbup: in her ass. She said she liked it. :thumbup:

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Re: So I got drunk and cursed out my ol' lady of 10 months. [Re: lil_demented]
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lil_demented said:
themange said:
Did you show her your wang?


Yup!


Another successful Shroomery intervention.  Warms my heart to see this community come together to help out a friend.
:penis:


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