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Things that are hard to say when you're drunk
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Bioluminesence

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type..
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!
Nah, i'm not in the mood for Jack-in-the-Box right now.


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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shit I cant say half of those sober...mm time for some jack in the box

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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Can I help you ociffer? I'm sorry, was I something doing wrong?


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Papaver]
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I'm sober!


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Organic]
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I'm TOO drunk, here.....YOU drive.....


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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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Whoa whoa whoa! I can't possibly fit all those trains into my car! I'll need some vasoline!


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The times are good. The living is easy. The vibes are zingy.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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hah, thats a good one!


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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It's just a rash ... no ... I swear it's not communicable ... it smell like almonds?


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The times are good. The living is easy. The vibes are zingy.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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Where's the nearest A.A?


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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Schnopps Shooters.


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"Little racoons and old possums 'n' stuff all live up in here. They've got to have a little place to sit." Bob Ross.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
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You know what I think I fancy a nice refreshing salad, dodgy chicken & doner kebabs always play havoc with my digestive system

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
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that's a good one..
how about :
judicial
judiciary
LoL


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Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
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LOL!  I am at the library and I started cracking up when I read this post!!  Thanks, Jenny... Now people think I'm psycho. :wink:

-RebelSteve


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Namaste.

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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: RebelSteve33]
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No thanks, I don't smoke.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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