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Jenny
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Things that are hard to say when you're drunk
#1419107 - 03/30/03 11:38 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Bioluminesence
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me! Sorry, but you're not really my type.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing! Nah, i'm not in the mood for Jack-in-the-Box right now.
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419191 - 03/31/03 12:32 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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shit I cant say half of those sober...mm time for some jack in the box
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Papaver
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419341 - 03/31/03 03:22 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Can I help you ociffer? I'm sorry, was I something doing wrong?
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Papaver]
#1419420 - 03/31/03 06:13 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm sober!
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Organic]
#1419488 - 03/31/03 07:42 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm TOO drunk, here.....YOU drive.....
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419607 - 03/31/03 10:08 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Whoa whoa whoa! I can't possibly fit all those trains into my car! I'll need some vasoline!
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Jenny
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1419644 - 03/31/03 10:43 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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hah, thats a good one!
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419718 - 03/31/03 11:29 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's just a rash ... no ... I swear it's not communicable ... it smell like almonds?
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419845 - 03/31/03 12:38 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Where's the nearest A.A?
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1419875 - 03/31/03 12:58 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Schnopps Shooters.
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
#1421272 - 04/01/03 08:15 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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You know what I think I fancy a nice refreshing salad, dodgy chicken & doner kebabs always play havoc with my digestive system
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
#1421895 - 04/01/03 06:11 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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that's a good one.. how about : judicial judiciary LoL
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
#1436509 - 04/07/03 02:43 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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LOL! I am at the library and I started cracking up when I read this post!! Thanks, Jenny... Now people think I'm psycho. 
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: RebelSteve33]
#1436612 - 04/07/03 03:20 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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No thanks, I don't smoke.
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