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InvisibleJenny
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Things that are hard to say when you're drunk
    #1419107 - 03/31/03 01:38 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Bioluminesence

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type..
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!
Nah, i'm not in the mood for Jack-in-the-Box right now.


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It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419191 - 03/31/03 02:32 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

shit I cant say half of those sober...mm time for some jack in the box


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419341 - 03/31/03 05:22 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Can I help you ociffer? I'm sorry, was I something doing wrong?


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Papaver]
    #1419420 - 03/31/03 08:13 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sober!


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Organic]
    #1419488 - 03/31/03 09:42 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I'm TOO drunk, here.....YOU drive.....


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419607 - 03/31/03 12:08 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Whoa whoa whoa! I can't possibly fit all those trains into my car! I'll need some vasoline!


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1419644 - 03/31/03 12:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

hah, thats a good one!


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It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419718 - 03/31/03 01:29 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

It's just a rash ... no ... I swear it's not communicable ... it smell like almonds?


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419845 - 03/31/03 02:38 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Where's the nearest A.A?


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1419875 - 03/31/03 02:58 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Schnopps Shooters.


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
    #1421272 - 04/01/03 10:15 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

You know what I think I fancy a nice refreshing salad, dodgy chicken & doner kebabs always play havoc with my digestive system


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: sir tripsalot]
    #1421895 - 04/01/03 08:11 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

that's a good one..
how about :
judicial
judiciary
LoL


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: Jenny]
    #1436509 - 04/07/03 04:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

LOL!  I am at the library and I started cracking up when I read this post!!  Thanks, Jenny... Now people think I'm psycho. :wink:

-RebelSteve


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Re: Things that are hard to say when you're drunk [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1436612 - 04/07/03 05:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

No thanks, I don't smoke.


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What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
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