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Got any good racist jokes?
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I'll kick it off,

How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!  :grin:

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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LMFAO

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why are black people so much better at Basket Ball than white people?

Because their Kneegrows.

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face.

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers.

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Whats the difference between a pizza  and a jew?

A Pizza doesn't scream when ya put it in the oven.

What does a pizza do that a nigger can't?

Feed a family of 4

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his welfare under his workboots.

What do you say if you see your tv floating across the room at night?

Drop it nigger!

What do you call a garage full of niggers?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a garage full of mexicans?

New farm equipment.

What did the nigger get for his birthday?

Your bike.

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Every is just staring at this beautiful parrot. The bartender turns and says "You got to tell me where ya got his at!" The parrot replies "Africa there are Millions of these niggers there!"


Why did the nigger cross the road?

TO STEAL YO SHIT!

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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:rofl:

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

NIGGERS!

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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A redneck is driving down the road one day and see's a sign that says coon season is in. He goes a bit further down the road and see a field of niggers picking watermelons. He stops, takes out his gun and starts shooting. A cop comes up and asks him what he's doing so he says, "I saw a sign back there that said coon season was in!", the cop says, "yea, but you're hunting in a baited field!"

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How is Obama going to win the election?































He's going to nigger rig it.

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Some classics:

What do you call 300 white guys following one black guy?

The PGA tour.

What are three things a black guy can't get?
A fat lip
A black eye
And a job.

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Whats faster than a nigger with your tv

  - his brother with your vcr



How do you stop a nigger from drowning

  -take your foot of the back of his head

Two niggers drive a  cadillac off a cliff and die, whats the biggest tragedy


    - the car seated five

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Why do they make asprin white?


because it works

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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A boy is jumping up and down on top of a sewar lid saying, 18...18...18.."  A black boy walks up and asks him what he's doing.  The jumping boy responds," im playing 18, wanna play?"  Black boy says,"sure, how do you play?"  The boy says,"Jump in the air and say 18."  The black boy jumps.  The other boy responds," you gotta jump higher , and remember say 18 when you do it."  The black boy jumps up and yells," 18"," just then the other boy moves the sewar lid, and the black boy falls in.  He puts the lid back on and begins jumping, this time saying,"19.....19....19.."

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
A boy is jumping up and down on top of a sewar lid saying, 18...18...18.."  A black boy walks up and asks him what he's doing.  The jumping boy responds," im playing 18, wanna play?"  Black boy says,"sure, how do you play?"  The boy says,"Jump in the air and say 18."  The black boy jumps.  The other boy responds," you gotta jump higher , and remember say 18 when you do it."  The black boy jumps up and yells," 18"," just then the other boy moves the sewar lid, and the black boy falls in.  He puts the lid back on and begins jumping, this time saying,"19.....19....19.."



:thumbdown::crankey:

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Re: Got any good racist jokes? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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maaaaan! pft' whatever

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