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Boxer briefs
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I accidentally bought some boxer briefs a while back when picking up some new boxers and decided to give them a try rather than returning them. They're actually not too bad. Perhaps even better during the summer, keeps things in place.

But there is something I've been trying to figure out...

WTF are you supposed to do when you wake up with morning wood in boxer briefs? Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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commando, FTW


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Boxer briefs are hott. Prisoner has a point, commando is always better. I dunno where you should put your dick though.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Aninator]
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AniNator said:
I dunno where you should put your dick though.


I can think of a lot of places :naughty:


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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Quote:
Gumby said:Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.


Stick a little flag on the end and let it fly.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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I think bower briefs are the best way to go for men. They are way sexier than boxers.

As far as where to put ur dick buy a larger size maybe that will work. Idk the only "expansion" I seen in boxer briefs they were comin off so it didn't prove to be a problem. But that's the only think I could think of.


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"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: fantasylndvictm]
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They need to design some boxer briefs with that hatch that whitey tighties had.  Honestly I'd ware a pare of boxer breifs before a pare of boxers, they just seem to fit better.


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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i havent worn boxers since i bought my first pairs of boxer briefs.
they are wayyy more comfortable and girls like them a lot more. (not white ones tho)

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: fantasylndvictm]
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Actually u could just wear boxers to sleep in and boxer briefs to wear otherwise


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
commando, FTW


That's what I'd usually opt to do. I had a friend crash here last night because he was too drunk to drive home. Commando when a friend is staying over for the night, FTL.

And yeah, I have also had several comments from girls that they like them better. But damn, boner + boxer briefs is uncomfortable.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Idiot]
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Idiot said:
They need to design some boxer briefs with that hatch that whitey tighties had.  Honestly I'd ware a pare of boxer breifs before a pare of boxers, they just seem to fit better.



*Wear a pair

Sorry, that was really bothering me.

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
But damn, boner + boxer briefs is uncomfortable.


I gave up on undies altogether after I hit puberty, boxers were
pointless and briefs were too damned restrictive


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
WTF are you supposed to do when you wake up with morning wood in boxer briefs? Where are you supposed to put your dick?


Put it wherever, adjust as necessary.  It will become second nature, you'll do it in your sleep.


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I love boxer briefs, makes my ass look great!


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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I wear boxer briefs almost all the time, but I usually sleep naked.  Morning wood in any underwear is a bitch.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: circularvortex]
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WIFE RUNTS FOR TEH WIN

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: circularvortex]
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On a seperate note, does anyone know why morning wood happens?

Like even if you don't have a sexual dream, it'll still happen. Why?

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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From wikipedia:

Quote:
Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep. All men without erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually several times during the night[1]. It typically happens during REM sleep and it is not uncommon for an erection to be present when a man wakes up — such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood in North America, and as morning glory in the United Kingdom (though in some areas of the U.K. the adjective piss-proud is often used instead).

The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.

The cause of NPT is not known certainly. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]



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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.


I have plenty of room :discodance:


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