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Gumby
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Boxer briefs
#8570353 - 06/27/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I accidentally bought some boxer briefs a while back when picking up some new boxers and decided to give them a try rather than returning them. They're actually not too bad. Perhaps even better during the summer, keeps things in place.
But there is something I've been trying to figure out...
WTF are you supposed to do when you wake up with morning wood in boxer briefs? Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570443 - 06/27/08 09:36 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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commando, FTW
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Boxer briefs are hott. Prisoner has a point, commando is always better. I dunno where you should put your dick though.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Aninator]
#8570473 - 06/27/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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AniNator said: I dunno where you should put your dick though.
I can think of a lot of places
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570478 - 06/27/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.
Stick a little flag on the end and let it fly.
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fantasylndvictm
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I think bower briefs are the best way to go for men. They are way sexier than boxers.
As far as where to put ur dick buy a larger size maybe that will work. Idk the only "expansion" I seen in boxer briefs they were comin off so it didn't prove to be a problem. But that's the only think I could think of.
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They need to design some boxer briefs with that hatch that whitey tighties had. Honestly I'd ware a pare of boxer breifs before a pare of boxers, they just seem to fit better.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570503 - 06/27/08 10:05 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i havent worn boxers since i bought my first pairs of boxer briefs. they are wayyy more comfortable and girls like them a lot more. (not white ones tho)
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fantasylndvictm
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Actually u could just wear boxers to sleep in and boxer briefs to wear otherwise
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Gumby
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: commando, FTW
That's what I'd usually opt to do. I had a friend crash here last night because he was too drunk to drive home. Commando when a friend is staying over for the night, FTL.
And yeah, I have also had several comments from girls that they like them better. But damn, boner + boxer briefs is uncomfortable.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Idiot]
#8570553 - 06/27/08 10:23 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Idiot said: They need to design some boxer briefs with that hatch that whitey tighties had. Honestly I'd ware a pare of boxer breifs before a pare of boxers, they just seem to fit better.
*Wear a pair
Sorry, that was really bothering me.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570563 - 06/27/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said: But damn, boner + boxer briefs is uncomfortable.
I gave up on undies altogether after I hit puberty, boxers were pointless and briefs were too damned restrictive
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570606 - 06/27/08 10:49 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said: WTF are you supposed to do when you wake up with morning wood in boxer briefs? Where are you supposed to put your dick?
Put it wherever, adjust as necessary. It will become second nature, you'll do it in your sleep.
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I love boxer briefs, makes my ass look great!
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570619 - 06/27/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wear boxer briefs almost all the time, but I usually sleep naked. Morning wood in any underwear is a bitch.
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Gumby
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On a seperate note, does anyone know why morning wood happens?
Like even if you don't have a sexual dream, it'll still happen. Why?
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570627 - 06/27/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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From wikipedia:
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Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep. All men without erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually several times during the night[1]. It typically happens during REM sleep and it is not uncommon for an erection to be present when a man wakes up — such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood in North America, and as morning glory in the United Kingdom (though in some areas of the U.K. the adjective piss-proud is often used instead).
The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.
The cause of NPT is not known certainly. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570629 - 06/27/08 10:59 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570641 - 06/27/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said: Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.
I have plenty of room
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Ferris]
#8570644 - 06/27/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said:
Quote:
Gumby said: Where are you supposed to put your dick? There's no room for expansion in these damn things.
I have plenty of room
room enough for two?
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: druqs]
#8570764 - 06/27/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya, that's what I meant
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Ferris]
#8570775 - 06/27/08 11:57 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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can i join you?
we would have to learn how to walk syncro though i guess...
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: druqs]
#8570796 - 06/27/08 12:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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As soon as you turn into a redheaded 21yo hot female. Possibly a brunette.
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Gumby
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Wow, I'm surprised that they have neuroscientists working on figuring out how morning wood works.
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: commando, FTW
FTW
briefs just lead to dickaches in my experience... and yeah boxers are pointless. Freeballing FTW.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570828 - 06/27/08 12:14 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread has convinced me to go briefs.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Ferris]
#8570850 - 06/27/08 12:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ferris said: As soon as you turn into a redheaded 21yo hot female. Possibly a brunette.
#damn, would you accept two out of three?
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570907 - 06/27/08 12:37 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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They give me the support I so sorely need. And ladies like them.
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Re: Boxer briefs [Re: Gumby]
#8570923 - 06/27/08 12:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're just getting on to boxer briefs now?! I couldn't live without them!
As for boners, just point em down or tuck them in the waistband? Maybe take off the underwear..
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