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rofl craigslist
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on of my friends is in the veterinarian field and also helps out at a "pet resort" (read: overpriced kennel where people leave their animals when they go on vacation).

She sends out emails sometimes of people posting bogus and/or weird Pet Resort websites.

Sorry, I don't have the link to this Craigslist listing, but I assume it would be found in the Kansas City listings, if it hasn't been deleted.

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"No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don't know. Only the Father knows."
(Matthew 24:36)

"For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord."
(1 Thessalonians 4:15–17)


Have you ever thought about what will happen to your pets after Jesus comes back to claim the souls of the saved during the Rapture and deliver them to heaven to enjoy ever lasting life? The bible clearly teaches that only those that have accepted Jesus as their savior will enter heaven, and we all know that pets do not have the cognitive ability to do this, so what will happen to your beloved pets? Surely without you there, they would be stuck inside your empty house, starving to death with no one to feed them, let them out to potty, or clean their litter box. This is probably not what you envision for your pets after you are gone. This is where I come in.



I am here to offer you pet care service for after the rapture. As an atheist, I will surely still be here on this earth post rapture and would love to look after your pets for a small fee and make sure they are still well taken care of after you and your family have been raptured. You will be able to look down on them from heaven and see them being well cared for by me and living happy, healthy lives. Do not let my atheism scare you! I am a moral and loving pet owner and would never do harm to any animal.



For a small deposit of only $50, you can be assured that your pets will be well cared for from the time that you are raptured until the end of their natural life. They will get adequate amounts of food, water, and shelter as well as plenty of exercise and socialization as I would imagine there will be a lot of pets that will be abandoned by Jesus the pet hater that will need to be cared for.



If interested, please email me for my PayPal address (you can also send me a check if you prefer) so you can assure that your pets will be taken care of after Jesus comes to take your soul to heaven. $50 is only a small price to pay to know that while you are enjoying everlasting bliss, your pets will be cared for until their end days.

Thanks and have a great day!

Please do not flag this ad. It is very serious.



:ilold:


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: rofl craigslist [Re: StonedShroom]
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Re: rofl craigslist [Re: StonedShroom]
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thats :awesome: i wonder if he made any money?


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Jimi Hendrix


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Re: rofl craigslist [Re: StonedShroom]
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I have actually heard tell of such business ventures in earnest.  I always wondered how they explained they would be around after the rapture.  There's a lot of pentecostals in my area.  I'm considering reposting.:rofl:


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"I Love Democracy"
-Emporer Palpatine


Fuck the system.

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Re: rofl craigslist [Re: StonedShroom]
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Thats funny, I'm sure that guy made some money too off of it too.  Believe it or not, there are even some legit insurance companies that offer "rapture" insurance.  There was a thing about it on 20/20 or 60 minutes (one of those type of shows) a few years back.

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