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LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming...
    #10896605 - 08/20/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved.  But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?  Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.  Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 20 states and growing.  Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to  rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life. 

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana ... and growing.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee.  A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must  limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10896625 - 08/20/09 10:43 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: Taco Chef]
    #10896631 - 08/20/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

i hope people are not to stupid to fall for such BS:lol:

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: elementswrath]
    #10896639 - 08/20/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Well they believe in god so no reason they wouldn't go for this.


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: RupturedHernia]
    #10896655 - 08/20/09 10:48 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

You can stay the hell away from my dogs ass.:nonono::lol:


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10896667 - 08/20/09 10:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

i'm also going to start exploiting those who believe the Rapture is coming...


i will NOT have sex with your pets after you are sent to heaven BUT ONLY if you give me some $$$...if i don't receive a payment consider it the Rapeture and you will never have peace of mind in heaven knowing that little cupcake and snowball were violated

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10896685 - 08/20/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

If I were a lawyer I'd start some kind of fund to deal with peoples possessions in a "christian" manner after the rapture.


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10896701 - 08/20/09 10:53 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:

I'm sure that there are enough people doing this
that the owner of the website is making plenty of cash

Fucking Christian tards :nonono:


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10896707 - 08/20/09 10:55 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

lol I bet many have actually payed.
:failboat:


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10896745 - 08/20/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

NastyDHL said:
Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist




more proof that atheism is a religion, why else would the need a confirmation
ceremony to confirm their faith in the great and powerful nothing

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: xpl0de]
    #10896756 - 08/20/09 11:02 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:

Whoever came up with that site is a genius and is making bannnnkkk


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10896757 - 08/20/09 11:02 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10896758 - 08/20/09 11:02 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Filthee is on holiday again.


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: RupturedHernia]
    #10896777 - 08/20/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Filthee is on holiday again.





good for him, everyone should have a little time for themselves

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10896810 - 08/20/09 11:10 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Three times in as many weeks I think that is.


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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: RupturedHernia]
    #10897595 - 08/20/09 01:16 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

if the rapture is coming than so help me god strike m-the guy next door! yeah him he is an ass...nothing happend, proof the rapture doesn't exist.:lol:

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: elementswrath]
    #10897751 - 08/20/09 01:46 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do.  Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.


This made me LOL on the Q&A page.

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: blazenn]
    #10897781 - 08/20/09 01:53 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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blazenn said:
Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do.  Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.


This made me LOL on the Q&A page.




oh, im sorry. i just happen to not believe anything written by men.
sorry but the only closest thing to a rapture in my life time is a fart out of my ass,good day sir.

besides rapture sounds like a combination of rape and capture.:lol:

no offense to any one stupid enough to believe this crap.

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Re: LOL...making cash off of people who think the Rapture is coming... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10897786 - 08/20/09 01:54 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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NastyDHL said:
i'm also going to start exploiting those who believe the Rapture is coming...


i will NOT have sex with your pets after you are sent to heaven BUT ONLY if you give me some $$$...if i don't receive a payment consider it the Rapeture and you will never have peace of mind in heaven knowing that little cupcake and snowball were violated



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