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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I have a larger than average penis and girls generally complain about how it hurts when I fuck them. My last girlfriend was very petite and left me for a fat guy with a small dick. She said she liked fucking him better despite his weight problems because his tiny dick didn't disembowel her



It makes a nice conversation piece when you meet the guy though.

"I hate your guts for stealing my woman but at least you don't disembowel her with your tiny dick."

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous said:
Relatively speaking, no one here at the shroomery gets a lot of ass.


well, i fuck alot of fat chicks...

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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To tell you guys the truth, from a my perspective, I don't like any penis that doesn't fit the box... too short (not good), too long (not good)...

I can tell you, I do like a thick one with a little more than average length, but not by much. :smile: I think the long ones are great in porn to look at though.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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2 inches fully erect and size doesnt matter its how i use it so i have been told on a few rare occasions that i have scored

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I have a very large penis compared to others. When I am not erect it is pretty small looking. But when I get hard, its about 9.5 inches.



Its kind of hard to convince girls to have anal.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous said:
2 inches fully erect and size doesnt matter its how i use it so i have been told on a few rare occasions that i have scored


those chicks were probably jsut being nice, size matters to an extent and 2 inches is tiny.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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if you were to line up every cock in the world from biggest to smallest, if it were an odd number, mine would be right in the middle. i AM the average cock. :thumbup:

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous said:
if you were to line up every cock in the world from biggest to smallest, if it were an odd number, mine would be right in the middle. i AM the average cock. :thumbup:


You are actually describing median, not average.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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If it was an even number I'd be right next to ya.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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If online statistics are to be believed then yes... barely.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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magnum xl here.  no bs.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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7.5, good thickness too. I'm happy with it.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
if you were to line up every cock in the world from biggest to smallest, if it were an odd number, mine would be right in the middle. i AM the average cock. :thumbup:


You are actually describing median, not average.


A median average is still an average, it's just not the mean average that you seem to be inferring through your statement.
I'm pretty sure my cock is average sized, but it really doesn't make a difference either way. 
I have measured it a few times... but not since I was in elementary school or jr high! :tongue:

The girls I've been with have been kind by complementing my size, but I'm relatively certain it's only lip service... not that it isn't appreciated!

I'm always amuzed when I read all these people spoutin' off about how they have a larger than average member.
Statistically, I'm of the belief that most people who claim the fame of a huge cock are just blowing smoke.

Size doesn't matter anyway, when your penis tastes like candy! :tongue2:

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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lets just start posting pictures of our dicks and really gay it up in here.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I was totally going to, but I did such a good job of hiding that picture on my computer that I don't even know where to find it! :tongue:
I have a video of me masturbating that I made for my partner, but I think that's a little too graphic... :blush:

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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i was just going to say something, but it sounded extremely gay so i had to stop myself.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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:shocked: please share

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I once read an interview.  They asked a group of 4 Professional porn stars who they most enjoyed sex with.

The guy they picked only had 7-ish" dick that was a bit on the girthy side.  According to the girls.  Their is a fine line between pleasure and pain, even for porn stars.

I was talking to a very honest ex-girlfriend of mine.  She claimed that the largest guy she had been with was far from the best sex she had due to the pain.  (She was only 5ft tall)

Like wise the smallest guy could barley be felt,  She describes it as a 3" highlighter.  (Ouch)

Regardless, i seemed to fit just right for her.  And throughout our relationship neither of us where ever sexually frustrated since we could make each other cum so easily.

I lay right at 6.25" if i measure along the curve, and my girth is spot on 5", which is about spot on average.

I obsessed over my penis for over two years, i wanted to make it just a little bigger.  But now that i have some perspective, I can finally get laid again.

It's funny, what do you think hurts your game worse?  The size of your dick, or your negative image of yourself?

Dicks aren't all the same size, but neither are vaginas.  What is important is finding a partner that has the right fit for you, and then the two of you can enjoy sex just as much as anyone else.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous said:
It's funny, what do you think hurts your game worse?  The size of your dick, or your negative image of yourself?


A negative self-image will hinder any type of success, sexual or otherwise.  I can't imagine that dick size has anything to do with it, because 99% of the time your dick will be hidden in your pants until all systems are go.  If some freak is so obsessed with penis size that it becomes a problem, that freak isn't worth any sane person's time.

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Re: Do you honestly have a larger than average penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yes.

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