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Cybersex - some chat logs
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There's more where this came from, but it's a start.  Don't laugh at it being cheesy, it was fun, and it'll get me laid for reals

[17:40] anon: I'm back
[17:41] chick: I am too, for a little bit.
[17:41] anon: blah, ok, a quickie then
[17:42] chick: Haha. Class isn't till 7 silly, we don't have to make it that quickie ;-)
[17:42] anon: oh, good
[17:42] chick: You have my attention for a bit ;-)
[17:43] anon: you'd probably have gotten more out of me if you had faked a shorter time
[17:43] chick: Aww. Well I don't need to lie to you. I have about an hour and I will need to get into class, review and talk.
[17:44] chick: If I fake a shorter time do I get more cuddling at the end?
[17:44] anon: hehe
[17:45] anon: I sit down next to you and put the seat back
[17:45] chick: Awww.
[17:46] anon: I climb over the console and sit next to you and put my arm around your shoulder
[17:46] chick: Sounds snug, but I like it.
[17:47] anon: haha, maybe you shold sit on my lap then
[17:47] anon: I kick the seat back
[17:47] anon: all the way back
[17:47] chick: Sitting on your lap might get me poked.
[17:48] anon: I assure you I can't help it
[17:48] chick: I am that appealing huh?
[17:49] anon: apparently
[17:50] anon: I cross one of my legs over your own and lie next to you
[17:50] chick: That's very romantic.
[17:51] anon: I lie there and tell you how beautiful you look in the afternoon sun reflecting through the window
[17:51] chick: Wow, you really are going to make me melt aren't you?
[17:52] chick: Go on, I like this.
[17:53] anon: I lean in and take your bottom lip between my own
[17:53] anon: I pull it gently with my teeth and then extend my own bottom lip out
[17:54] chick: Is this meant to torture me so I am going insane with want to see you before tomorrow?
[17:54] anon: haha
[17:55] anon: our legs rub together as we embrace in a passionate kiss, with our tongues dancing together
[17:55] chick: I am loving this, and i know it's torturing you too.
[17:55] anon: yes :smile:
[17:56] chick: You are going to explode before tomorrow.
[17:56] anon: hopefully not in more way than one
[17:56] chick: I almost asked "is there a good way to explode?"
[17:57] anon: oh yes there is lol
[17:57] chick: Well, you might need to explode before you come see me, so it's  not all built up.
[17:57] anon: hmm, damn, I don't want to though
[17:58] anon: if I must
[17:58] chick: Well, you think it's for the best?
[17:59] anon: it depends
[17:59] anon: it'll increase my sex drive, but there's an increased chance of an inappropriate hardon
[18:00] chick: Well, as much as the idea of knowing I turn you on is appealing, I would hate for you to be uncomfortable.
[18:00] chick: I would think it best to do a little release.
[18:00] anon: ok :p
[18:00] anon: let's not talk about my semen
[18:01] chick: Okay, let's go back to the car together.
[18:01] anon: k ;-)
[18:01] chick: So, where were we?
[18:01] anon: I think we were lying next to eachother, with our legs crossed
[18:01] anon: and I was kissing you
[18:01] chick: Oh, yes, let's do more of htat.
[18:01] chick: that even.
[18:03] anon: I bring my hand up your shirt and rub your back and belly
[18:03] chick: Mmm.
[18:04] anon: I roll over so you are now sitting on my legs and I am holding you up underneath your ribs
[18:04] anon: I sit up and put my lips between your breasts
[18:04] chick: Damn.
[18:04] chick: You are making me flushed.
[18:05] anon: I bring my hands up higher underneath your shirt and fondle your left breast and then the right and pull you closer
[18:06] chick: I like your stories. Mmm.
[18:06] anon: I pull you shirt up over your head and your breasts jiggle in the air
[18:07] anon: I pull your bra down and take your nipple in my mouth
[18:07] chick: The windows fogged up yet? ;-)
[18:07] anon: haha, I'm sure, but I hadn't noticed
[18:07] chick: Too busy with me huh?
[18:07] anon: mhm
[18:08] chick: So what happens next in this wonderful happening?
[18:08] anon: you let out a moan as my tongue moves in a circle around your nipple and my hand moves down and rubs your inner thigh
[18:10] anon: you spread your legs wider and I rub up and down the middle of your jeans as you rub back with your body
[18:10] chick: Getting hot in here.
[18:11] anon: I look into your eyes and kiss you again as I put my hand inside you panties and rub up and down your slit and place one finger inside
[18:11] anon: you are very wet and it slides in easily
[18:11] chick: Good thing I am sitting down, wow.
[18:13] anon: I finger you with the one finger and then a second, as my thumb puts mild pressure on your clit, and I uncontrollably move my hips towards your
[18:13] chick: Mmm
[18:14] chick: I am finding my breath a bit, shallow.
[18:14] anon: I unzip my pants to let the pressure out and help pull yours down as well as we fumble around in the cramped space
[18:15] chick: Perfect time for a kiss as we knock heads ;-)
[18:16] anon: I kiss your lips and your neck as you reach down and free my cock from between the folds of my boxers and hold it between your hands
[18:16] chick: How am I going to sleep without you holding me tonight after all this?
[18:16] anon: :smile:
[18:17] chick: How will you sleep without me? ;-)
[18:17] anon: I don't think I'll make it
[18:17] chick: Aww.
[18:18] chick: I bet you will pass out from exhaustion with a smile on your face.
[18:18] anon: probably, I'll sleep too deep to remember my dreams of you
[18:18] chick: As long as you wake with a smile, and that good feeling, that's all that matters.
[18:18] chick: Plus, once you wake, we are that much closer to being together.
[18:19] anon: that's true :smile:
[18:19] chick: So, last I hear we are both pantsless and I am without a shirt huh?
[18:19] anon: haha, it's more like our pants are at our knees, but close enough
[18:20] chick: Well, yes, that's close enough.
[18:20] chick: It's exposing the important parts.
[18:21] anon: I pull your panties down and we adjust as I lift your legs up to my face
[18:21] anon: I slide my tongue up and down your slit and stick it inside as deep as I can and move it about
[18:22] anon: this causes you to moan and I stroke my cock with the hand that's not keeping you steady
[18:22] chick: Mmmmm, damn
[18:22] anon: I then move that hand up and down your now exposed thighs
[18:22] anon: which are silky and smooth to my touch
[18:23] chick: Wow.
[18:23] anon: I suck  on your clit hood and you let out a squeal of pleasure
[18:24] chick: Oh, and I will.
[18:24] anon: I set you down so that your wetness is now resting on my cock, and you slide back and forth on it teasingly
[18:25] chick: Mmm, how mean you are to yourself.
[18:25] anon: haha
[18:25] chick: Having it that close is a tease to us both.
[18:25] anon: you let out a grin and I stick my head to your opening
[18:25] anon: and slide it in
[18:26] chick: And I will let out a very, loud, pleasured moan.
[18:26] anon: as our warmths touch eachother, a wave of pleasure is released
[18:26] chick: My mind now wants to ask a question, but I think I will wait to find out.
[18:26] anon: you can ask now
[18:27] chick: Well, how big are you?
[18:27] anon: I'm 5 and a half inches, average girth
[18:27] anon: so I'll rely on my skill more than anything ;-)
[18:28] chick: Aww, I think you must do a great job in all.
[18:29] anon: well I don't mind, so long as you enjoy it
[18:29] anon: and I hit your g spot
[18:29] chick: I think that we will come together fine.
[18:31] anon: as you accept my cock into your folds, you close your eyes and bounce up and down on top of me, holding my shoulders for support
[18:32] anon: I grab your tits which were bouncing in my hands and play with them freely
[18:32] chick: Mmm
[18:32] anon: my hips climb to meet yours in rhythm
[18:32] anon: and our flesh slap together
[18:33] anon: I grab you by the ass and lean forward, and then lean you back against hte dash as I take over
[18:33] anon: thrusting myself into you
[18:33] chick: Damn
[18:34] anon: I continue to thrust with more strength and I place my now sweaty forehead on your own
[18:35] chick: And kiss me :-)
[18:36] anon: you pout your lips and and I bring mine to yours, slowly, since we are bouncing up and down
[18:36] anon: your hands slide on my sweaty back and feel my muscles as they move
[18:38] anon: I rub my hand on your clit  as you come to a climax and I soon follow, our fluids gushing together
[18:38] chick: Very sweaty.
[18:38] anon: and we fall back to the seat and lie next to eachother in the waves of pleasure
[18:38] anon: I kiss you again as our legs interlock
[18:39] anon: this time freely sliding on eachother
[18:39] chick: Damn.
[18:39] anon: I smile
[18:39] anon: you smile back
[18:40] anon: the sun can be seen setting through the fogged windows
[18:40] chick: Amazing.
[18:40] anon: hehe, that was fun
[18:41] chick: I can only imagine how hot and bothered and hard you must be over there.
[18:42] anon: ya, I'm pretty hard, but I didn't even take it out, since I know you can't help yourself there int he car
[18:42] anon: it's only fair
[18:42] chick: I know, and I need to get into class, or I am going to be late babe.,
[18:43] anon: that's why I finished it where we were ;-)
[18:43] anon: we'll talk later tonight
[18:43] chick: Yeah, I am going straight home after class, we aren't going out.
[18:43] chick: So I will be there, if you are still awake.
[18:44] anon: I'll be here
[18:44] anon: waiting for you babe
[18:44] anon: :smile:
[18:44] chick: Alright sweetie, then I will be home in a few hours.
[18:44] anon: xoxox
[18:44] chick: *muah*
[18:44] chick: Can't wait.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10182046 -

hi GTFO

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I figured someone would want to read it

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
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gay

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I take anon #3 in my warm embrace

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That shit gave me a boner!

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10182184 -

have you ever cyber dry smashed her shit box? I'm sure that would go down a treat.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I find it a bit awkward how seriously you took it.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #6]
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You see that bitch contribute shit all to the conversation? That and she's cheating on you.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10182367 -

Your dick is 5 inches?

Lol. You must be asian.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Oh, she had a webcam, I didn't

And I'm 5 and half, and that's the real, non-bs'ed measurement.  She's gonna see it tomorrow, so I'm not gonna lie

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10182476 -

Jesus, man, that is fucking small.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I'm 6 1/2 and I pretty fat. I laugh at you and your poor pathetic excuse for an existence. Hooking up with some girl who you'd cybered with? People into serious cybering are fucking tools. Some gross perverted murderer is going to like... put you in his dungeon or something.

Hooking up online is kind of a disgrace. A symbol of our generation. Kids so fucking lazy and socially inept that they don't actually go out to meet people anymore. They have their computer do it.

/rant

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Socially inept? You know how hard it is to find a good partner?

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #4]
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You sound like a pussy dude. Grow a fucking sack. And two balls while you're at it.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
hi GTFO



haha.  you wish ya fuckstick.

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #9]
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""Some gross perverted murderer is going to like... put you in his dungeon or something.""

QFT!!

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Jesus thats lame cyber! Sorry man that wouldnt float my boat.


:failboat:

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I thought that was cute, although she didnt really give much back to you did she?

5.5 isn't that small, you seen the length of the average rabbit vibrator?

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Re: Cybersex - some chat logs [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Im........im not surprised that this thread is filled with flames.

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