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Anonymous #1

what are the measurements of your cock?
    #7450096 - 09/25/07 12:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

now i know this is the anonymous forum, so of course it's going to be filled responses like "18 inches bitches!!" from people who think they're being clever, but we all know they're just deluding themselves on both accounts.

so be honest. we can have an actual polling of shroomerite member size, without the shame if you're a little guy.

i've always been proud of my own little guy. he ranges from 7-7.5" erect, depending on the degree of excitement, with a circumference a little over 5.75".

though this is a decent size, i've always wanted an extra half inch or so, just so i could say i have an 8 inch cock, but alas, i cannot.

so spill, and don't be lying douches.


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Anonymous #2

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450174 - 09/25/07 12:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Lets just say that I am lucky my girlfriend is Asian.

I'm not far from average, but when you mention 7.5 as being 'decent' it kind of...

Can we have a poll rather than this method? I'd much rather vote on a poll...

:tongue2:


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7450187 - 09/25/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

it's anonymous regardless, but sure.
length erect in inches?
You may choose only one
circumfrence erect in inches?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (09/25/07 01:03 AM) to (No end specified)
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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450188 - 09/25/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i fear the poll will result in more people claiming massive donkey dicks than otherwise, but we shall see.


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Anonymous #3

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450451 - 09/25/07 03:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm 5-3/4 in length...and about 4-1/4 in width 



and yes those extra 1/4in DO make a difference  :razz:


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Anonymous #3

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7450455 - 09/25/07 03:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I still voted 6 and 4.5 in the poll though  :smirk:


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Anonymous #4

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7450475 - 09/25/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

6 and 6


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7450532 - 09/25/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I still voted 6 and 4.5 in the poll though  :smirk:




but the circumference options are in quarter inch increments... you didn't need to round up there.


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Anonymous #5

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450594 - 09/25/07 05:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

im guessing this thread started coz of some insecurity, so ill just say that i was insecure about my cock, spent a shitload of time on cock enlargement exercises (and no money.. heh heh), got the results i wanted, and now im happy
we have the power :cool:


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7450612 - 09/25/07 05:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

actually i started it because of the "naked men post" thread in the pub. i'm relatively secure in my size.


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450618 - 09/25/07 05:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

check it out, we don't have very many votes yet, but those we do have are showing a pretty normal distribution, particularly in the length category.


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Anonymous #6

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7450671 - 09/25/07 06:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

5L x 5.5W, yea i know it wider than it is long, but eh, puts me into a "beer can" like category.


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Anonymous #3

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7451005 - 09/25/07 09:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I still voted 6 and 4.5 in the poll though  :smirk:




but the circumference options are in quarter inch increments... you didn't need to round up there.



yeah...but that woulda made things outa proportion  :wink:


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Anonymous #7

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7452043 - 09/25/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

8x6.25

Mine looks like a coach gun with no butt stock. I'm happy because I brings the rukus to the ladies.


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Anonymous #8

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7452046 - 09/25/07 02:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

0.5 inches w/ erection beat that bitches


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Anonymous #9

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7452092 - 09/25/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

2 feet long by two inch's wide..


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Anonymous #10

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7452238 - 09/25/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

7.5 x 2.75


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Anonymous #11

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7453679 - 09/25/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

havnt measured since i was a wee child, here goes


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Anonymous #11

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7453776 - 09/25/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

6.5


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Anonymous #12

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7453819 - 09/25/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

8 x 5.75


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Anonymous #13

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7453920 - 09/25/07 11:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I dont know my measurements, but my balls are fucking huge.


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Anonymous #14

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7454003 - 09/25/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

7


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7454042 - 09/25/07 11:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I dont know my measurements, but my balls are fucking huge.




:lol:


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Anonymous #15

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7455268 - 09/26/07 10:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

~8, and I've never wrapped measuring tape around my cock so I couldn't tell you the circumference


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Anonymous #16

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7455383 - 09/26/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer small penii because they're better for butt sex.

For what it's worth.


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Anonymous #17

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7456369 - 09/26/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

8x6.5
... And to be honest, I'm glad it's not any bigger. I get too many "ouch ouch too much" complaints the way it is. Hitting cervix = the suck. The shorter they are, the more issues we have with sex. I hate not being able to stick it in all the way.


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Anonymous #17

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7456384 - 09/26/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

They did one of these in the polls forum a while ago: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/2397330


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Anonymous #18

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7456486 - 09/26/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
6 and 6




Me too. Chicks dig the girth :discodance:


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Anonymous #19

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7456704 - 09/26/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I prefer small penii because they're better for butt sex.




Not with a butt as big as mine :yesnod:


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7457027 - 09/26/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
They did one of these in the polls forum a while ago: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/2397330




holy god there's a lot of votes in that poll.


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Anonymous #20

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7457785 - 09/26/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ok one more poll
Flacid size (non erect)
You may choose only one


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Anonymous #20

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7457910 - 09/26/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

6-6.5 inches length erect (depends on where you measure)
5.5 inches circumfrence erect
4 inches flacid


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7458718 - 09/27/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

there is no way i can determine a single flaccid length. it simply varies too much, often times having nothing to do with any excitement. right now, it's hanging at about 4-4.5" with absolutely no arousal, however there are definitely times where it shrinks up like a turtle to maybe 2.5" or so.


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Anonymous #21

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7458739 - 09/27/07 03:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

are we measuring the circumference of the head or the shaft?


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Anonymous #20

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7459979 - 09/27/07 11:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

shaft, mid way


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Anonymous #22

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7460403 - 09/27/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

my wang goes from here to Saipan.


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7460412 - 09/27/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
shaft, mid way




hey.. i made the thread, i set the rules.


but yeah.. shaft, mid way.


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7460416 - 09/27/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

also, i find it hard to believe no one has a cock under 5 inches. the poll is completely anonymous people, tell the truth.


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Anonymous #20

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7461077 - 09/27/07 04:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

5.5 - 6 is average.. its not our fault your not even average.


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Anonymous #1

Re: what are the measurements of your cock? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7462553 - 09/27/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

what? no, i'm above average at 7.5". i'm the OP, but i still find it hard to believe that no one is under 5. I suppose i made a mistake in making it so that you can view the poll without voting, so it gives people a chance to check what everyone else has put, which would discourage those few guys with the little'uns from posting their true size.


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