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Anonymous #1

A letter to Burger King

#8308725 - 04/20/08 08:03 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Dear Burger King,
I know youre setup right next to where I work. In between a blockbuster and a taco bell. I know id eat taco bell for lunch but they serve pepsi instead of coke. Those whoppers, they sure are tasty... the flame grilled patty... really does make a difference. But ive eaten your food everyday for a month, and ive become a fat pig, and I hate myself. Please dont expect me to comeback.
-Anonymous.

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Anonymous #2

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8308807 - 04/20/08 08:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Vilma?

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Anonymous #3

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8308839 - 04/20/08 08:45 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

haha, if by flame-grilled you mean speed-microwaved :tongue:

:tongue:

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Anonymous #4

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8309082 - 04/20/08 10:17 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Burger King can eat my ass.

they are pretty much the single reason that I stopped eating fast food overseven years ago.

I ordered a bigmac with no onions. they just took the onions that were already on the burger off, leaving the onion smell and aftertaste.

No onions means NO ONIONS YOU BURGERKING FUCKS!

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Anonymous #2

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #4]
#8309225 - 04/20/08 11:10 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

What burger king makes a fucking big mac?

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Anonymous #3

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8309255 - 04/20/08 11:22 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

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Anonymous #4

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8309545 - 04/21/08 01:23 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Burger King can eat my ass.

they are pretty much the single reason that I stopped eating fast food over seven years ago.

I ordered a bigmac with no onions. they just took the onions that were already on the burger off, leaving the onion smell and aftertaste.

No onions means NO ONIONS YOU BURGERKING FUCKS!

Anonymous said:

What burger king makes a fucking big mac?

I meant a whopper.
Like I stated, it's been over seven years since I last ate fast food. I can't be fucked to remember which place sells what shitty burger. :piss:

:piss:

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Anonymous #5

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8310078 - 04/21/08 10:26 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Get a coke at the BK and food at TBell
n00b

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Anonymous #6

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8310108 - 04/21/08 10:35 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Or you could just flame grill your own burger...

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Anonymous #6

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#8310121 - 04/21/08 10:38 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Is anyone else but me sexualy atracted to the burger king? hes soooooo much more sexy then ronald!

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Anonymous #7

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8310885 - 04/21/08 03:14 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

The King > Ronald McDonald.

I feel you, I've been eating a lot of fast food lately. I'm as skinny as ever but there's nothing nourishing or satisfying in that stuff.

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Anonymous #8

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8312359 - 04/21/08 09:52 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

In my old town there was a burger king right next to a dairy queen.

GET IT! King and Queen! LOL ROFL!

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Anonymous #3

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#8312472 - 04/21/08 10:22 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

The King, the Queen, and their thousands of pudgy, wheezy subjects :royalrainbow:

:royalrainbow:

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Anonymous #9

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8312811 - 04/22/08 12:05 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Ronald McDonald FTW!

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Anonymous #10

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#8317983 - 04/23/08 08:44 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:crankey:

kill him with a rusty screw driver^^^ :crankey:

:crankey:

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Anonymous #9

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8319099 - 04/23/08 02:42 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:kingcrankey:

^^^Die!

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Anonymous #11

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8323565 - 04/24/08 03:38 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous said:

What burger king makes a fucking big mac?

Chuck Norris could have gotten it...

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Anonymous #12

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8401794 - 05/14/08 05:14 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Every time I eat burger king, I poop like there's a fire hose in my ass, I have to brace myself on the towel bars....
:glittershitz:

:glittershitz:

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Anonymous #13

Re: A letter to Burger King

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#8403110 - 05/14/08 10:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Burger King pisses me off because, like Wendy's, they insist on putting MAYONNAISE on my HAMBURGER.

DO NOT DO THIS.

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Anonymous #14

Re: A letter to Burger King

[Re: Anonymous #13]
#8408122 - 05/16/08 01:59 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Theres shit in the burgers at burger kind & taco bell has grade D meat. what the fuck people go to subway or quiznos fat lards. It tastes much better than having bull malarky in your meat...

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