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can't feel shit with condom - help
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so here's the deal, im all for protection and safe sex however condoms annihilate every possible feeling for me.

im circumsized and this definitely plays a big part in this, normal sex without the rubber is
banging and thx to the circumcision im rather long lasting :smirk: however up to this day i have not
been able to have random fucks because i wont go unprotected and with the rubber is a complete waste of time.

ive tried various brands with my ex to find out if there was one that "worked" but no wai !

so, is there some brand/sort of condoms for people with my needs or something ?


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

Edited by ohmatic (02/17/08 04:28 AM)

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: ohmatic]
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I havnt met a person yet who likes to have sex using a condom.


They make extra thin condoms,but in th end there is still a piece of latex separating your penis from her vagina....or anus:blush:


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: ohmatic]
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Keep trying, condoms really take a lot of getting used to, but I think everyone can do it. Just like when you're trying not to come and you think about non sexy-thoughts like your grandma to last longer, do the opposite when you're wearing a love-glove and pretend that it's Jessica Alba you're mounting rather than the village bicycle.

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: monkeyheaven]
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tell your ho to take pills, or else she could fuck off.
tell her she doesn't deserve your protected cock, its for angels only


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: ohmatic]
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I've found the 4 Seasons - Naked condoms to be the best, but fuck I know how you feel. Condoms suck.. Like Xeny said, get her to take the pill :wink:


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: Merkin]
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put astroglide in the inside. If your condom can slip about a bit (not too much, otherwise it'll come off) it feels nice, no matter if your cut or not.


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: Visionary Tools]
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**takes note**


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: Merkin]
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dude, Fuck condonms man.

After you bust in her just turn her upside down and pour mountian dew down her cunt,

Its science.


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Mr. Cypher said: "I just tell the girls how sexy I am and their panties melt."

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: awesomebastard]
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awesomebastard said:
dude, Fuck condonms man.

After you bust in her just turn her upside down and pour mountian dew down her cunt,

Its science.


LMAO, a rusty coat hangar does the same thing a few weeks later, you know..if you were too stoned or drunk to think of the Mountain Dew.


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: Thulsa Doom]
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cool, two foolproof safe methods for ya right here OP


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Mr. Cypher said: "I just tell the girls how sexy I am and their panties melt."

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: ohmatic]
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Try out "Trojans Ultra Thins" or "Trojans Very Pleasurable".

The first one is the thinnest condom I have found. They are pretty good (as condoms go) but they can get a little tricky when the lights are out...they're just too thin, if such a thing is possible.

Th second one (the better of the two, IMHO) aren't as thin as the Ultra Thins...but it makes up for that by having a large tip. That way the tip of the condom (about 2 inches?) isn't held right against you skin, so the condom can rub around creating it's own unique feel.

Anyway...hope that helps!


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: trendal]
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i like trojan's ribbed condoms best out of anything ive tried.


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: jenns_hot]
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hmmm sucks sorta 'caus it keeps me turning down opportunities, only way i fuck without rubber is to get
tested with the partner first, so that pretty much only applies for longer relationships.

way to afraid of stds and why risk it if there is a simple test for it.

so yeah, there must be some usable condoms out there damnit !


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: awesomebastard]
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awesomebastard said:
dude, Fuck condonms man.

After you bust in her just turn her upside down and pour mountian dew down her cunt,

Its science.


ROFL


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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: Kombat Frank]
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do they still swab your dick for STDs or have they moved to piss tests?

I ain't gettin my dick swabbed, thats for damn sure

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: memes]
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uhm im more concerned about stuff like aids, used to get blood drawn for that.


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: memes]
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I got the fucking q-tip up my urethra for my test. The thing that pisses me off about that is they don't even test for some of the nastier thing, like herpes.

Funny story about the herp... I walked into a tanning salon one day to check out the story there, because I like being tan and it was winter. The place was empty except for one girl behind the counter. She is flirting with me and offers to show me some of the tanning beds they have. I say sure, and she takes me into a room, throws a kiss on my lips, yanks my pants down and jerks me off.
The next day I get these big red blisters on my cock. I go to the doc freaking out, thinking it was a herpes breakout unrelated to the girl from the previous day. Doc takes one look at me, and says, "Thats not herpes its just a skin irritation. You must be irritating your penis somehow."
Turns out, the girl who jacked me off had the chemical they use to sterilize the beds all over her hands and my wang didn't like it too much.

As for condoms, I had been sleeping with this one girl for almost 2 years, and we weren't using them for almost that whole time. We split ways, and I start sleeping with this new girl. We're banging every day, and using condoms because we don't know eachother very well. The condoms proved to be way to fucking tight for my dick (I've been told I'm thick) but the main problem was a vein that I have on top of my wang- something happened to it, with the ring of the condom irritating it and fucking it up. It got very enlarged and swollen and hurt for weeks. Its better now, but its still a teeny bit bigger than it ever was before.
Fuck condoms.
They're coming out with this new gel stuff, that apparently binds to viruses, so you can bang and not catch anything incurable.


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My name is Mud

Edited by DragonChaser (02/17/08 10:49 AM)

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Re: can't feel shit with condom - help [Re: memes]
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meams said:
do they still swab your dick for STDs or have they moved to piss tests?

I ain't gettin my dick swabbed, thats for damn sure


I just had a test on Friday. It was piss in a cup and get blood drawn. No swab.

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