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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: 5150]
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Don't always count on there being a big black guy there to back you up, you might want to bring it to the attention of the bus that there is some creeper following you around. Bring everyone's focus to the guy and he will either stop in his tracks or odds are that someone will make him.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: 5150]
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I took a microdot in FL and this black guy was high on crack and wouldn't leave this bitch alone. Similar situation cept I was with someone who was 6"3 and we both all wore all black and had silver pentagrams and pentacles everywhere. He was a satanist and I was just an eclectic who liked magicks. I was having all I could do to not stab the guy. I was in a bad mood cuz I thought we got beat on the cid and it kicked in right when I started to flip...I don't even remember what happened but he got off the bus. The crack heads were everywhere in Daytona, course a $5 rock is the size of a $40 piece up here...I hated that trip. I got a job while I stayed at the shelter and bought a ticket home.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Kickle]
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yeah, i've seen a few of those dudes.... they are fun to kill.

I love big black dudes like that- i'm not gay, but for some reason- i want to give them all a hug.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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kit_kat said:
Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.


if i may interject. i looked at your pictures and i disagree with you. you ARE in fact beautiful. absolutely. :smile:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
andyistic said:
Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!


It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:


i pictured ving rhames..or whatever his name is...





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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Micro, dammit man where'd you get that avatar. It cracks me up every time I see it.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Cancer]
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mycroscope said:
Brain Fart said:
I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:




Like this.. now stop saying id be sexier whilst dead, your necro-fantasies are yours alone.


It's quite amazing how your legs protrude from your scrodum, did you achieve that through surgery?

And I must say those buns of steel tapes must really be working for me as my ass looks quite defined in your accurately drawn photo.

And in all honesty, I'd have to say I'd rather hump a dead woman then put it in some guy's ass who called me out for being an egotistical small penised fag. :rolleyes:

I wish you luck in your quest for male to male anal penetration. Hopefully you will at least find happiness and security in that.


Edit: Also, Aint isn't technically a word. Nor is it a contraction. :discodance:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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kit_kat said:
I was taking the bus today and a guy sits beside me and starts telling me about how he's a talent agent for a modelling agency and that I should model. I just smiled but didn't say anything. He kept talking to me and asks me to come over to his place to do a photo shoot. I tell him no and move to another seat. The stupid fuck keeps talking to me and is asking me for my number. Then when he got up and started moving toward me a big black guy stands up in front of him and says, "are you stupid, this girl wants nothing to do with you, you creep! What are you some kinda rapist or something? Ain't no mother fuckin modelling agents taking the city bus!" The guy sat down and left me alone the rest of the trip.

What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?


wow, a black guy impeding harassment of a hot white girl on the bus?
you live in Bizzarotown?

JK

guy was a creep, the black guy was right...why would a modeling agent take the bus?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: MrBump]
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how old was the "modeling agent"?

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: budsmoke]
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budsmoke said:
fucking wierdos. All I know is that big black guy is the man!



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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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I imagined 'ving' too. (is that his actual name?)


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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Of course they fall for it.

Luckily you didn't.

Theres stories all the time of people having their money and dignity taken by fake modeling agencies.

We live in a celebrity culture and there are just as many con artists waiting to take advantage of the the hoards of wannabe's.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: RuNE]
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> I imagined 'ving' too. (is that his actual name?)

Yes, short for Irving. His full birth name is Irving Rameses Rhames.


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