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Invisiblekit_kat
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Pervert on the Bus
    #7958054 - 01/30/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I was taking the bus today and a guy sits beside me and starts telling me about how he's a talent agent for a modelling agency and that I should model. I just smiled but didn't say anything. He kept talking to me and asks me to come over to his place to do a photo shoot. I tell him no and move to another seat. The stupid fuck keeps talking to me and is asking me for my number. Then when he got up and started moving toward me a big black guy stands up in front of him and says, "are you stupid, this girl wants nothing to do with you, you creep! What are you some kinda rapist or something? Ain't no mother fuckin modelling agents taking the city bus!" The guy sat down and left me alone the rest of the trip.

What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7958063 - 01/30/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

fucking wierdos. All I know is that big black guy is the man!


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7958073 - 01/30/08 09:57 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

You never know how naive some girls can be.
But yeah, talent agents and such NEVER take public transportation.
If a real agent spots someone they like, they'll just give the person their card and ask them to call.
It will be a professional business card with the logo of the company on it.
You can call the company and verify that the agent really does work for them.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: budsmoke]
    #7958076 - 01/30/08 09:57 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!


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InvisibleSell Your Soul
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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Leo__Strauss]
    #7958077 - 01/30/08 09:58 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!



It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7958099 - 01/30/08 10:02 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

lol... that's pretty much who I pictured.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7958101 - 01/30/08 10:02 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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kit_kat said:
What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?




Unfortunately, I bet they do. Dude probably thought he was being clever and slick or something. If helpful dude didn't step in, I bet he'd be bragging to his friends later for even trying that one. He might do so anyways.


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OfflineZinglons Acolyte
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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Ferris]
    #7958115 - 01/30/08 10:04 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

nuh uh! it was mr.t!! ON HIS NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!!


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7958152 - 01/30/08 10:10 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

That's fucked up. I've told a few lies to pick up, but I've never been creepy like that.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: jjr]
    #7958160 - 01/30/08 10:11 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Could have been worse.
El Creepo could have gotten off the bus at the same spot as she, and followed her to wherever she was going.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7958167 - 01/30/08 10:12 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

if he got past mr.t!! :mrt:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7958171 - 01/30/08 10:13 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

i dont know if that's you in your pictures but if so you look pretty cute.. too cute for a girl who is on some drug forums on the internet :laugh:

but hey i mean i'm not knocking ya for hittin up that shroomery :smile:

and what's a pretty girl like you riding public transportation anyways?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7958185 - 01/30/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Quote:

Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!



It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:




i pictured ving rhames..or whatever his name is...


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7958254 - 01/30/08 10:27 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7958256 - 01/30/08 10:27 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Holy shit- Its good to see you possess enough common sense to see through that kinda BS... else you might end up in the bottom of a pit, putting the lotion on your skin. If you havent done so already, pick up some pepp spray.

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kit_kat said:
Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.




Only users lose drugs. Im the exact opposite, dead sexy in person.. orful in pictures. Dont be an outcast, let your colors shine..
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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Cancer]
    #7958391 - 01/30/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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mycroscope said:

Im the exact opposite, dead sexy in person.. orful in pictures. 




I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7958443 - 01/30/08 11:04 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Hooray for the big black guy.

Reminds me of 2 summers ago where things were similar yet opposite. I was on a local beach and getting some sun and a group of foreign girls arrived. They were all gabbing and sunning and then a black dude, apparently homless or at least close to it came over to them and started getting a little loud and creepy. He walked away after a few minutes but then came back and started bothering them again saying things like are you single etc., obviously creeping them out and bothering them and me. So I basically told him in a stern voice that they were "All set" which kinda jumped him and a few more words had his tail between his legs and he was soon off the beach. The girls were impressed but I was just seriously peeved at his antics and the girls weren't speaking up for themselves...its good to have a man around! Black or white! :smile:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7958674 - 01/30/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Quote:

Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!



It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:




"I've had enough with these motherfuckin pervs on this motherfuckin bus"


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Brain Fart]
    #7958768 - 01/31/08 12:25 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Brain Fart said:

I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:






Like this.. now stop saying id be sexier whilst dead, your necro-fantasies are yours alone.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7961849 - 01/31/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

riding the bus really sucks, there is usually at least 1 demented person on every bus,there r talent scouts around but they r supposed to just hand u a business card and give their name if the person calls up the agency they get a finders fee


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: 5150]
    #7961878 - 01/31/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

I took a microdot in FL and this black guy was high on crack and wouldn't leave this bitch alone. Similar situation cept I was with someone who was 6"3 and we both all wore all black and had silver pentagrams and pentacles everywhere. He was a satanist and I was just an eclectic who liked magicks. I was having all I could do to not stab the guy. I was in a bad mood cuz I thought we got beat on the cid and it kicked in right when I started to flip...I don't even remember what happened but he got off the bus. The crack heads were everywhere in Daytona, course a $5 rock is the size of a $40 piece up here...I hated that trip. I got a job while I stayed at the shelter and bought a ticket home.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: 5150]
    #7961880 - 01/31/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Don't always count on there being a big black guy there to back you up, you might want to bring it to the attention of the bus that there is some creeper following you around. Bring everyone's focus to the guy and he will either stop in his tracks or odds are that someone will make him.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Kickle]
    #7961901 - 01/31/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

yeah, i've seen a few of those dudes.... they are fun to kill.

I love big black dudes like that- i'm not gay, but for some reason- i want to give them all a hug.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7962068 - 01/31/08 08:49 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.




if i may interject. i looked at your pictures and i disagree with you. you ARE in fact beautiful. absolutely. :smile:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7962089 - 01/31/08 08:56 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

JonnyOnTheSpot said:
Quote:

andyistic said:
Quote:

Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!



It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:




i pictured ving rhames..or whatever his name is...







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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7962160 - 01/31/08 09:16 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Micro, dammit man where'd you get that avatar. It cracks me up every time I see it.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Cancer]
    #7962200 - 01/31/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

mycroscope said:
Quote:

Brain Fart said:

I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:






Like this.. now stop saying id be sexier whilst dead, your necro-fantasies are yours alone.




It's quite amazing how your legs protrude from your scrodum, did you achieve that through surgery?

And I must say those buns of steel tapes must really be working for me as my ass looks quite defined in your accurately drawn photo.

And in all honesty, I'd have to say I'd rather hump a dead woman then put it in some guy's ass who called me out for being an egotistical small penised fag. :rolleyes:

I wish you luck in your quest for male to male anal penetration. Hopefully you will at least find happiness and security in that.


Edit: Also, Aint isn't technically a word. Nor is it a contraction. :discodance:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7962202 - 01/31/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

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kit_kat said:
I was taking the bus today and a guy sits beside me and starts telling me about how he's a talent agent for a modelling agency and that I should model. I just smiled but didn't say anything. He kept talking to me and asks me to come over to his place to do a photo shoot. I tell him no and move to another seat. The stupid fuck keeps talking to me and is asking me for my number. Then when he got up and started moving toward me a big black guy stands up in front of him and says, "are you stupid, this girl wants nothing to do with you, you creep! What are you some kinda rapist or something? Ain't no mother fuckin modelling agents taking the city bus!" The guy sat down and left me alone the rest of the trip.

What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?




wow, a black guy impeding harassment of a hot white girl on the bus?
you live in Bizzarotown?

JK

guy was a creep, the black guy was right...why would a modeling agent take the bus?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: MrBump]
    #7962286 - 01/31/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

how old was the "modeling agent"?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: budsmoke]
    #7963254 - 02/01/08 02:10 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

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fucking wierdos. All I know is that big black guy is the man!




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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7963425 - 02/01/08 04:56 AM (16 years, 23 hours ago)

I imagined 'ving' too. (is that his actual name?)


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
    #7963573 - 02/01/08 06:15 AM (16 years, 21 hours ago)

Of course they fall for it.

Luckily you didn't.

Theres stories all the time of people having their money and dignity taken by fake modeling agencies.

We live in a celebrity culture and there are just as many con artists waiting to take advantage of the the hoards of wannabe's.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: RuNE]
    #7963615 - 02/01/08 06:29 AM (16 years, 21 hours ago)

> I imagined 'ving' too. (is that his actual name?)

Yes, short for Irving. His full birth name is Irving Rameses Rhames.


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