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Pervert on the Bus
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I was taking the bus today and a guy sits beside me and starts telling me about how he's a talent agent for a modelling agency and that I should model. I just smiled but didn't say anything. He kept talking to me and asks me to come over to his place to do a photo shoot. I tell him no and move to another seat. The stupid fuck keeps talking to me and is asking me for my number. Then when he got up and started moving toward me a big black guy stands up in front of him and says, "are you stupid, this girl wants nothing to do with you, you creep! What are you some kinda rapist or something? Ain't no mother fuckin modelling agents taking the city bus!" The guy sat down and left me alone the rest of the trip.

What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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fucking wierdos. All I know is that big black guy is the man!

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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You never know how naive some girls can be.
But yeah, talent agents and such NEVER take public transportation.
If a real agent spots someone they like, they'll just give the person their card and ask them to call.
It will be a professional business card with the logo of the company on it.
You can call the company and verify that the agent really does work for them.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: budsmoke]
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The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Leo__Strauss]
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Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!


It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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lol... that's pretty much who I pictured.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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kit_kat said:
What's wrong with guys like that, does any girl ever fall for something like that?


Unfortunately, I bet they do. Dude probably thought he was being clever and slick or something. If helpful dude didn't step in, I bet he'd be bragging to his friends later for even trying that one. He might do so anyways.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Ferris]
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nuh uh! it was mr.t!! ON HIS NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!!


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
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That's fucked up. I've told a few lies to pick up, but I've never been creepy like that.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: jjr]
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Could have been worse.
El Creepo could have gotten off the bus at the same spot as she, and followed her to wherever she was going.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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if he got past mr.t!! :mrt:


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"And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!"  -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move."  -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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i dont know if that's you in your pictures but if so you look pretty cute.. too cute for a girl who is on some drug forums on the internet :laugh:

but hey i mean i'm not knocking ya for hittin up that shroomery :smile:

and what's a pretty girl like you riding public transportation anyways?

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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andyistic said:
Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!


It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:


i pictured ving rhames..or whatever his name is...

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Holy shit- Its good to see you possess enough common sense to see through that kinda BS... else you might end up in the bottom of a pit, putting the lotion on your skin. If you havent done so already, pick up some pepp spray.

kit_kat said:
Robotnik, it was you, you were the guy on the bus! JK... I'm not that attractive, just photogenic, and hey, I like drugs as much as anyone else on here whch makes me a bit of an outcast where I live.


Only users lose drugs. Im the exact opposite, dead sexy in person.. orful in pictures. Dont be an outcast, let your colors shine..
"When my soul bleeds, the color im spillin is green"-KM Kings

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Cancer]
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mycroscope said:
Im the exact opposite, dead sexy in person.. orful in pictures. 


I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:


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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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Hooray for the big black guy.

Reminds me of 2 summers ago where things were similar yet opposite. I was on a local beach and getting some sun and a group of foreign girls arrived. They were all gabbing and sunning and then a black dude, apparently homless or at least close to it came over to them and started getting a little loud and creepy. He walked away after a few minutes but then came back and started bothering them again saying things like are you single etc., obviously creeping them out and bothering them and me. So I basically told him in a stern voice that they were "All set" which kinda jumped him and a few more words had his tail between his legs and he was soon off the beach. The girls were impressed but I was just seriously peeved at his antics and the girls weren't speaking up for themselves...its good to have a man around! Black or white! :smile:

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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andyistic said:
Leo__Strauss said:
The guy who stepped in sounds fucking awesome!


It was Samuel Jackson. :grin:


"I've had enough with these motherfuckin pervs on this motherfuckin bus"

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: Brain Fart]
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Brain Fart said:
I think you mean you'd be sexier dead, because then we'd be spared your ego.

And how exactly does one look orful in a picture?:confused:




Like this.. now stop saying id be sexier whilst dead, your necro-fantasies are yours alone.

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Re: Pervert on the Bus [Re: kit_kat]
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riding the bus really sucks, there is usually at least 1 demented person on every bus,there r talent scouts around but they r supposed to just hand u a business card and give their name if the person calls up the agency they get a finders fee


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