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fucking germans
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Last night my cousin and I spent like 2 hours trying to get this wheel lock off his bmw with no key. We finally get the lock off and the rest of the bolts to find that the wheel still will not come off. We kick the shit out of it from both sides and it still wouldn't budge. We're getting a sledgehammer in a little bit and hopefully that'll do it.

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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Hey at least it does what it's supposed to do. Now that's efficient.


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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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Polish?

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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Where the hell is the key?

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Leo__Strauss]
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We didn't have one or so I was told. Then I look in the fucking glove box and there it was. :foreheadslap:

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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Wolfgang said:
We didn't have one or so I was told. Then I look in the fucking glove box and there it was. :foreheadslap:



So I WAS right!?

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Zepplin]
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What's a wheel lock? Like a wheel boot, or like the club or what?


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Re: fucking germans [Re: kit_kat]
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It's so people can't jack your wheels, his bmw has so many security features that are a pain you have to turn the lock 3 times in different directions just to open the trunk.

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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So he can afford a BMW but not a locksmith?


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Re: fucking germans [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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It was only a couple grand.

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Re: fucking germans [Re: kit_kat]
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kit_kat said:
What's a wheel lock? Like a wheel boot, or like the club or what?



it's basically an inverted lug nut.
the key is shaped like a lug nut and fits inside. the lock is nearly impossible to remove without it

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Kenodo Dragon]
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When are you getting off today?

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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das boot

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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5:30

then we'll show that tire what's up with a sledgehammer

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Kenodo Dragon]
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If it doesn't work we're flying to Germany and using that sledgehammer on some random German engineers. :yesnod:

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Re: fucking germans [Re: Wolfgang]
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Re: fucking germans [Re: Kenodo Dragon]
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We should have him help us get the tire off.

Gallagher's so awesome I haven't seen his stand up in forever, I'm going to download a torrent.

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