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My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car
    #7247911 - 08/01/07 04:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

So I was just out back drawing on a chair while i had my car which has a subwoofer turned on listening to some beatz.All of a sudden my neighbor comes out and says some shit in german and goes out back.Now....this guy IS EXTREMELY old,im talkin 75+ age.

I see him come towards my car with a sledgehammer...very slowly i might add.At this moment im like ok...he must be pissed about the noise.I tell him want me to lower it? This dude is so senile...i didnt even take it seriously.Ive spoken to him once before...and he just kept babbling about germany and WW2...which he did to me again right about now.

I felt sorry for the guy,he was really stinky and when he turned around he had doo doo on his underpants :nonono:



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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247921 - 08/01/07 05:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

lmaoooooooo


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247928 - 08/01/07 05:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

you took a picture of him???


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Atheist]
    #7247933 - 08/01/07 05:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yea...its all good,he posed for me...cant you see?


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247935 - 08/01/07 05:04 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

definitely a good picture

im gonna put him on hotornot.com :lol:


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I make a punny! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247936 - 08/01/07 05:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

fuckin funny shit


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247939 - 08/01/07 05:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Lmfao


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7247942 - 08/01/07 05:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

He had me standing there for 15 min,1942 was his favorite year :crazy2:


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247947 - 08/01/07 05:08 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha You took a picture of him in mid-rampage?


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7247949 - 08/01/07 05:09 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yes...yes i did.

The shroomery came to my head during it,thought this would make your day guys.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247953 - 08/01/07 05:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

....What does 1942 being his favorite year have to do with anything?


Ahhhh these kinds of hilarious random posts is why I love teh Pub......


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247958 - 08/01/07 05:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

should of got a pic of his shit stained boxers


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: The Crow]
    #7247959 - 08/01/07 05:12 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I think he said he was giving food to some jews and helping around during the whole war which was wasnt allowed and was almost thrown in with them,I guess that year was action packed for him.

I dont remember all the details...I was zoning out pretty hardcore.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7247978 - 08/01/07 05:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Unreal. I know you're cool with it right now and all, but one of my grandparents friends (I think it was, I heard this when I was a kid and I try to forget) anywhoo, a guy notices his next door neighbor, a widower, is going senile slowly but surely. Well, he lives next door to a widow, and the two couples had been friends for a LONG time (these two that were alive were in their 90's and the 4 had known each other since they served in WWI together) and he figured if there was really a problem, the widow would surely call the doctor or know who to notify. Long story short, the senile guy talked a doctor (not sure if it was his regular on or if he shopped) into giving him Viagra. Next day he goes over and rapes her and kills her with a hammer. When the cops show up, he's soaked in blood and has no idea what he's done. So two things, if you've heard that story tell me where please, but I know it's not an urban legend, and second don't doubt that if this guy goes batsh!t crazy bad things could happen. Great picture and story, made my day. 5 stars when I get enough posts.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7248007 - 08/01/07 05:26 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

um...thanks for that nice story...


I crankeyfied that picture, but when I uploaded it said the file size is too big?


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: The Crow]
    #7248112 - 08/01/07 05:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Haha,that would be sweet...

quick some one cranky the old man.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7248123 - 08/01/07 06:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Liquid_Dimension said:
a subwoofer turned on listening to some beatz.




You deserve it.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: JunkFood]
    #7248141 - 08/01/07 06:04 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

who said you can post in my thread? be gone with you.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7248147 - 08/01/07 06:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

You hip-hoppers don't realize how fucking offensive your music is; offensive on a musical level.


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Re: My next door neighbor was about to slam a sledgehammer on my car [Re: JunkFood]
    #7248148 - 08/01/07 06:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

What would you have done if say... He's smashed the hood of your car up and smashed in your windows?

Personally I'd have taken the sludgehammer from him and broken his knees in. So he wouldn't be able to walk towards my car again. (If he had smashed the car in)

But that's a great photo.


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