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So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money'
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50k bitches!!!!!

spent in 1 hour:

Bouncing bear-200
Basement shaman-100
Salvia Zone- 120
Sporeworks- 350

Thank you, fellow taxpayers.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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wow have fun dude

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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50 k is 50,000? are you sure thats what you mean?

Thats some good drug buyin' right there!


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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Yeah enjoy it man. From what I gather, you lost your hand serving us?

You deserve all that and more. May all of your trips be blessed!!


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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just spend it all on coke man


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
they seemed to have lowballed you.



could you expect anything less from our government  :smirk:


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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You should put that money into a house.

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz, I like the new avatar. A suitable replacement.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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Damn I could have some fun with that!

Congrats and well earned sir.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Jadian]
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i'd take my hand over 50k any day


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: 2859558484]
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Hm, depends on what day you catch me on.

Part of me can think of quite a few advantages to having a fake hand. But that would have to be a few years down the line, I still am harboring some ridiculous hope that I might compete at a national level in MMA some day.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: z_x_x_z]
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glad youre alive. some poeple loose more than hands.

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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wait, I thought this was your TAX RETURN. You let them get away with 50,000 for A HAND? Was it at War? (I can see where they might do that since service is voluntary in the military here)

I got 10,000 from my workers comp case (got to keep 7900 of it)involving my hands (arms shoulders and neck as well), still going through physical therapy, but I still HAVE my hands.


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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man if I lost my hand I would expect a lot fucking more then 50k. But at least they gave you something I suppose.

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
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I agree that 50K is undervalued for the complete loss of a hand.

is it your dominant hand?


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: MrBump]
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I believe it was actually  :yesnod:


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Muppet]
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It was my dominant hand. At least I can still fucking rock Halo.

The payout is our insurance policy, I'll still be entitled to a disability check month to month as well.

it's 400k if you die, only after 2003 did they add an amputation as a payout. 100 k if you lose more than 1 limb.


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