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InvisibleCrasher
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So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money'
    #7807556 - 12/28/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

50k bitches!!!!!

spent in 1 hour:

Bouncing bear-200
Basement shaman-100
Salvia Zone- 120
Sporeworks- 350

Thank you, fellow taxpayers.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807586 - 12/28/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wow have fun dude


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807594 - 12/28/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

50 k is 50,000? are you sure thats what you mean?

Thats some good drug buyin' right there!


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807596 - 12/28/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah enjoy it man. From what I gather, you lost your hand serving us?

You deserve all that and more. May all of your trips be blessed!!


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807598 - 12/28/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

just spend it all on coke man


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    #7807600 - 12/28/07 02:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7807604 - 12/28/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
they seemed to have lowballed you.



could you expect anything less from our government  :smirk:


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807613 - 12/28/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You should put that money into a house.


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    #7807614 - 12/28/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7807615 - 12/28/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dr_gonz, I like the new avatar. A suitable replacement.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807619 - 12/28/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn I could have some fun with that!

Congrats and well earned sir.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Jadian]
    #7807620 - 12/28/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i'd take my hand over 50k any day


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: 2859558484]
    #7807643 - 12/28/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hm, depends on what day you catch me on.

Part of me can think of quite a few advantages to having a fake hand. But that would have to be a few years down the line, I still am harboring some ridiculous hope that I might compete at a national level in MMA some day.


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    #7807658 - 12/28/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7807678 - 12/28/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

glad youre alive. some poeple loose more than hands.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807710 - 12/28/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wait, I thought this was your TAX RETURN. You let them get away with 50,000 for A HAND? Was it at War? (I can see where they might do that since service is voluntary in the military here)

I got 10,000 from my workers comp case (got to keep 7900 of it)involving my hands (arms shoulders and neck as well), still going through physical therapy, but I still HAVE my hands.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807719 - 12/28/07 03:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

man if I lost my hand I would expect a lot fucking more then 50k. But at least they gave you something I suppose.


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Crasher]
    #7807765 - 12/28/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I agree that 50K is undervalued for the complete loss of a hand.

is it your dominant hand?


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: MrBump]
    #7807894 - 12/28/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I believe it was actually  :yesnod:


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Re: So Uncle Sam finally gave me my 'Thanks for playing money' [Re: Muppet]
    #7808041 - 12/28/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It was my dominant hand. At least I can still fucking rock Halo.

The payout is our insurance policy, I'll still be entitled to a disability check month to month as well.

it's 400k if you die, only after 2003 did they add an amputation as a payout. 100 k if you lose more than 1 limb.


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