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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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I was brushing my teeth.
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and my hand/arm started to get kind of tired. so heres what i did,

i took the tooth brush from my right hand. held it in my left hand for a second. and i had an idea.

the idea was to begin brushing with my left hand so my RIGHT hand could relax. sounds good right?

well i start brushing and instantly i feel like i must have gone retarded all of a sudden because i couldnt figure out how to operate the damn thing right.

its a fucking toothbrush! it only requires a simple back and forth technique that for some reason is an alien universe if you use a different hand, at least for me.

ah, after that was over i felt i let myself down. im gonna practice this until i become a master toothbrusher with not only one, but two hands!

anyone here ambidextrous?


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Edited by thoughts (12/10/07 09:16 PM)

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I'm left handed and I've tried to brush my teeth with my right hand more than once and it's not the easiest thing to do. :tongue2:


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I'll learn new things with my left hand sometimes, but I'm more comfortable using my right.

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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did you floss?

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: adrian7812]
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haha yeah man. i guess i just need to practice. i suck at that right now though, i move my face side to side and shit to get a good brush.:grin:


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I'm trying to learn to use my left hand. Because i invest so much time in my right, art, writing, and yes... toothbrushing, that if i ever lost it, i would have to start all over again.

So in the spirit of investing, why not invest in my other hand?

Unless I lose THAT hand, in which case, all that wasted time could have been used on my right hand, making it stronger, and more agile.

Fuck this. I'll just stop brushing my teeth. :smile:


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: Loaf]
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i forgot to floss!  :foreheadslap:


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: Drewwyann]
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youve made a good point. if i lost my right hand i would have to go back to school to learn to use my left one.

i could still whack myself a good one every now and then with my left hand though.:yesnod:

wait nevermind, thats already my number 1 hand for that business.


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Edited by thoughts (12/10/07 09:28 PM)

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I'm right handed but I masturbate with my left


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: UnholyChild666]
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there ya go! 

i used to whack it with my right, in fact my first thousand times i used my right hand. some strange day i decided to use my left to spice things up and i havent gone back ever since.:smirk:


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Edited by thoughts (12/10/07 09:32 PM)

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I've always used both hands to brush my teeth. Not at the same time of course, I alternate.

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: paradox_]
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I do everything with both hands except write, eat and wipe my ass. I write and eat with my left and wipe with my right.

Weird huh?


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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i'm right handed and never had a problem brushing with my left hand... pretty much the only thing i can do where my left hand is the main focus. usually it's just the right's helper.


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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I'm fairly ambidextrous. I do some things predominantly right-handed (swing a bat or golf club, play a guitar) and other things predominantly left-handed (writing, throwing a ball, computer mouse) and some things I do with either hand equally. I actually bowl with both hands equally. When I go bowling I throw a few frames with my right then a few with my left and stick with what feels best that night.


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: ToTheSummit]
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I heard somewhere that doing will reduce the chance of getting alzheimers.

Something about using the other side of your brain.. idk

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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iwasaClown said:
there ya go! 

i used to whack it with my right, in fact my first thousand times i used my right hand. some strange day i decided to use my left to spice things up and i havent gone back ever since.:smirk:



Whacking with left hand allows for simultaneous mouse use


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: UnholyChild666]
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UnholyChild666 said:
I'm right handed but I masturbate with my left



Yeah, I was the same way before I had the internet, luckily.  Then when I got the net, it made everything so much easier. :biggrin:

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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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Ever since I destroyed my right shoulder and collar bone I have become much more ambidextrous than I thought I was going to be. I airbrush a bit and have had to use me left hand and it didn't start out so pretty, but I have made some progress in how I can control my left hand so everything doesn't look like a four year old drew it.


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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weird completely ambidexterous except for untying knots ,

i think the mistake you made was to brush your teeth


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Re: I was brushing my teeth. [Re: thoughts]
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Your right hand got tired form brushing? Guess you don't wack it enough..
Me? I'm a lefty, so combination wacking/surfing is second nature. Until today. I NEVER realized how much easier I have it... Wow, a new appreciation for lefties..
I'm not ambidextrous, but I can easily learn to do things right handed, I do have to try though.
Oddly enough, steak is the only food I eat right handed, probably because of the knife action.

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